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| Vegas Baby! The place to let it all hang out. Let your inhabitions run wild! So what's the first thing Dean does? Puts a pillow sham on his head. Easy there, Tiger. |
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| Once again, I wasn't here. So I don't know some of these folks. I recognize Allie, Marissa (let's see how many times I can mis-spell her name), Dean, Rich in an Orange jump suit, and the other blonde must be Dawn, lance's fiance', right? |  |
| Rich was curious to see if Lance had as much chest hair as he did. Nope. |
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| A little too heavy on the hair spray. Dawn and Marissa got stuck. |  |
| Who's the biggest redneck? It's kinda like asking what pile of poop smells the best. |  |
| Bachelor number one: If you were a type of food. What would you be? "I'd be a candy bar. Sweet and soft and everybody likes me, but from far away I kinda look like a turd." |
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| Bachelor number two: Same question. "I'd be a Thanksgiving turkey, brown and juicy but tender inside with something stuffed in my ass." |  |
| As soon as Marissa found out they were going out-of-state she went out and bought a Phoenix to Vegas electronic translator. "How do you say "Where's the ladies room" in Las Vegas?" |
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| You got a love a girl who advertises. |  |
| Okay guys, line up tallest to shortest. That beer can is as big as Nicoli. |
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| The cast of "Desperate Hobags" hits Fremont Street. |  |
| Hey Chadd! How many times did you sodomize Nicoli while he was passed out last night? |  |
| Rich, Tanya, Tanya's vagina and Jenna pose on the strip. |  |
| Here's the pic Dean and Marissa used for their wedding date announcement. I think we should make it mandatory that Chadd is lurking in the background of all formal announcements from now on. It adds a touch of class. |  |
| Donde esta la casa de chi chi grandes? |  |
| Katie Davis makes her first appearance on the site in years! Looks like she's become a Jeff Gordon fan. Either that or a lesbian. |
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| If Phyllis Diller and Carrot Top had a child.... |  |
| Those chicks are hot! Gonna have to try me some of that Celebra Modelos. |  |
| Tanya does the Hokey Pokey while Katie winds the crowd up with an acoustic version of Hendrix' Electric Ladyland |  |
| So many tequilas it'll grow hair on your back. |  |
| Lance and Allie got matching necklaces. Wonder if Lance got a pearl one to match the one Rich Gave Allie later on that night. |  |
| Who is that? Looks like she's got an adam's apple. |  |
| Raise your hand if you've never seen the back of Katie's throat. |  |
| There's Mark. He certainly hasn't gotten any taller since the last time we saw him. |  |
| You have to admire a girl who will show it to you before swallowing. |  |
| Mark ran into Fred Durst at the bar. |  |
| You'd never know they were related, huh? |  |
| Awww. That's one for the mantle. If there eyes weren't so fucking bloodshot. |
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| Put that thing away, Rich. You don't know where it's been. |  |
| Rich's noggin is like three times bigger than Allie's. |  |
| A well deserved nap after some professional drinking. |  |
| I see she brought her dildo from home. Was that a carry-on item on the plane? |  |
| What's Lance so pissed at? |  |
| Might have something to do with Mark dry-humping his wife in the hotel room. |  |
| Check out Dawn. What's up with the bent knees stance. Looks like she has to tinkle. |  |
| I see Rich put the orange jumpsuit back on. |  |
| Dawn on Fremont. After she left they renamed it Free-Mount street. |  |
| Gotta love the guy with the smoke in the background. |  |
| Lance looks like he has to fart but isn't sure if it's really a fart or shit disguising as a fart. |  |
| Just outside the Celine Dion theater. Rich cried when she did "My heart Will Go On" for the encore. |  |
| Being the blonde's that they are when they heard they would be going to "the strip" both wore pasties and stripper dust. |  |
| How does she keep her teeth so white? Protein. Lots and lots of protein. |  |
| Okay, okay. enough of the cute couple shots! |  |
| Keep On Truckin' Dean. |  |
| When in Vegas. Make sure to visit the Tony Roma's Slot Club. It's where all the Playas hang out. |  |
| Sometimes when Marissa got distracted, Dean would close his eyes and imaging it was Brad Pitt with his arm around him. |  |
| Is Allie holding three beers? Good work. |  |
| Alright here comes a slew of couple pictures without a whole lot of interesting shit going on. bare with me. |  |
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| Dean's bobbing for ear wax. |  |
| After decades of trying... Allie finally got to experience the Big O. |  |
| I don't know if this is the Bellagio Fountain or Allie's orgasm. |  |
| Nice afro. |  |
| Do you like gladiator movies, Billy? Have you ever seen a grown man naked? |  |
| I wasn't aware there were Hispanics in anciant rome. |  |
| Domesticated Mark and Katie. Who'd of thunk it? |  |
| The world famous rock-humping siberian tiger, ladies and gentlemen. |  |
| I think Dawn stole the earrings from the roman chick. |  |
| Who wants to get banged up the ass, cross-eyed by a telecommunications saleman? raise your hand. (Wow. I'm sorry for that one.) |
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| Mark was shit-faced, but not so shit-faced he'd fall for the old "smell my thumb" trick. |  |
| The ghost of Dale Earnhardt looms in the background while Dawn poses with MJ. |  |
| "look at me, I'm perky!" |  |
| "Look at me, I'm horny!" |  |
| Mark used the moment as an opportunity to air out the twig and berries. |  |
| Uh? God I miss having her around. She makes my job so easy.... |  |
| Nice hair flip. |  |
| Back to the cutesy couple pictures again, Christ! |  |
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| Katie's got her arms up in the air almost as much as her legs. |  |
| The alcohol starts to take it's toll. She looks a little flushed. Maybe somebody should take her temperature.... |  |
| Unfortunately for her the only thermometer on hand was a rectal one. |  |
| Rich can't dress like that in Arizona. We're too close to the border. |  |
| Everybody looks good when they put a cowboy hat on. Well almost everybody. |  |
| "with a feather." |  |
| Put your penis in, take your penis out, put your penis in and then you shake it all about. |  |
| Dean apparently trying out for the role of Ziegfried's new partner. |  |
| "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want...." |  |
| You never know who you'll run into in Vegas. Kenny Rogers and Tanya Tucker. |  |
| God Bless you, Katie. |  |
| Jenna on the wagon that weekend? |  |
| Is that Dawn's Mom copping a feel? |  |
| Yet another reason for wearing underwear in public. |  |
| Hey Rich, Chippendale's called. They said "No". |  |
| A little girl-on-girl lapdance action. I think Marissa's got a boner. |  |
| Allie certainly looks to be enjoying herself. Could be a little carpet munching in her future. |  |
| Wow! Allie looks to be in heaven. You better keep an eye on her Rich, she may start playing for the other team. |  |
| Dean, hackin' up a hair ball. |  |
| Fuckin' Backstreet Boys wannabe's. |  |
| "So that's what all-you-can-eat shrimp looks like when you puke it up into a cowboy hat." |  |
| Yum. I'll bet that tastes just swell. |  |
| That about sums it up. P.U. |  |
