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What's Green and Smells Like Pork? :: St. Patrick's Day 2005
03.17.2005

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Must be early. I haven't even started drinkin' yet. |

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I got a booger. And it's huge, look! |

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Counting shamrocks on the wall, that don't bother me at all. |

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For the anatomically impaired, I guess. |

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I've got an idea... I'll bend over like I dropped something and then you push your vagina into my ass while pretending to shoot a bow and arrow. That'll be the coolest dance move ever! |

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The electric slide line voted Dean out of the group so he danced with his back to the group out of spite. |

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Gallagher's top-notch bartending staff kept the green beer flowing all night. The next morning everybody took a big green dump. |

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I'll get you my little pretty. And your little dog too! |

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What the hell did he have to do to get those beeds? I need to get a hat for package. I think my package would appreciate it. | >

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Jack is still holding that booger up in the air. |

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After a plethera of green beer Karrie started singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider and wouldn't shut up. |

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Van's pierced nipples were a big hit. Good thing Gay Bob wasn't there to retaliate. |

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Devin and DJ really let me down this year. Photo quantity and quality was no where near what we had become accustomed too. |

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