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Ever After Shannanagins :: An Ongoing Collection
Last Updated: 07.30.2005
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A Little Payback...
Mikey had a severe case of "Diarrhea Of The Mouth" a few weeks back. Yep he was talkin' some shit. So I owe him a few "kind" words.
Mikey was in with, what seemed like, a very nice member of the female species that night. (I don't know for sure though, being the classless boob that he is, he didn't introduce me. Do you blame him?) I don't know if he was trying to impress her or what, but here's a tip for ya Mikey. Next time you bring a lady down. Leave the fish shirt at home. Might also be a good idea to leave your mp3 player in the car and pay a little attention to her. The ABBA can wait. |
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Porkchop made the site!
He looks like a trailer park game show host. |
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Sandbox and Brian. I've heard a few of the rumours floatin' around the bar and No. They are not gay. Hell. Sandbox went home with one of the regulars the other night.
These two have their own website if you care to take a look:
www.retardedbyaccident.com |
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| Hey Lucy. I'm home! |
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| Looks like 8 Mile fell off the ice cream truck. What's with the all-white? |
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| The Cubs haven't won a World Series since 1908. I don't think Jack has washed that shirt since then either. |
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| "Guess where my thumb just was. Go ahead, guess." |
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| I was waitin' for her husband to come in that night. He never did. It's documented here though if somebody wants to tell him. |
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| Thank God the Chandler P.D. didn't make an appearance this night. They've got blow all over the table. |
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America's future, people!
Be afraid. Be very afraid. |
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| Fred Durst's hillbilly cousin, Cletus Durst showed and did a few numbers for us before running off to un-clog a few more toilets. |
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| She's gonna put somebody's eye out with those things. |
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Today on Martha Stewart Living; Holiday lemon squares.
Martha had her boobs on the glass before the nights end. |
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| Here's a pic I snapped of Fred on the massage table. Looks kinda like the Hannibal Lecter transport cage, huh? |
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| Looks like Billy was a little late on that swing. |
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| Nice form, Mark! Next time try hitting in the gap instead of right at the centerfielder. |
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| Speaking of "form", This is my intimidation stance. Lull's the other team into a sense of security before unleashing a nasty high arc on their ass. |
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| Dee takin' a breather after the 60 feet to 1st base. That's the thing about smokers playin' softball. They should put oxygen tanks at each base. |
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| God Bless America! |
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| The Hillbilly's call a time out while Chadd goes for beers. |
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| Mouse is working her glutes while behind the plate. |
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| Chadd makin a little chin music at the plate. |
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| Mouse waits for the throw to home. Unfortunately, all 3 runs scored. |
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| They bring in Chata to close out the killing spree. |
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| This is from Easter when I made the baby Jesus cry by getting drunk and passing out. Devin and Leann witnessed the ordeal and apparently saw humor in it. |
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| Devin displays his tounguistic expertise. |
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| Gammage parking lot after Phantom. Your chariot awaits my queen. |
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| Excellent production of Phantom. Just wish I knew who the hell was farting during the whole show. |
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| Apparently it was "wear your ugly shirt" day at work. |
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