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Wait'll Otis Sees Us! He Loves Us! :: New Years 2006
12.31.2005

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You have to wonder what the toga Gods were thinking this day. Picture One

Kelly looks pissed! Chadd looks like.... well, Chadd. Picture Two

You have to imagine that the fabric section of Wal-Mart was looking a little depleted on Monday. Picture three

"Hey Dee, I've got to pee but I wrapped the toga up around my cooch. Any suggestions?" Picture Four

Deb didn't think my Barney The Dinosaur crack was very funny, apparently. Picture 5

Look! Somebody got Izzy a naked woman for Christmas and he hasn't even unwrapped yet. Picture Six

I guess he's been too busy trying to win Mexico's independence, fighting off gringos.

Looks like he's shooting mini Crown Royal bottles at them with a sling shot esse'.
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Leave it to Gallgher's to hire a Leprechaun on New Years Eve. Picture 8

Ever since she was stood up on Prom Night, Mouse swore that one day she would get a chance to wear her dress. Picture 9

Kelly, Nicoli and Fred Ham it up for the camera. You can't see Nic but he's there, he's just a little squished. Picture 10

Check out that farmer's tan I got going on down there. I think I might have to go layout naked by Lindsey's pool everyday this summer. Picture 11

The funny thing is, You can see this exact shot every friday night on Izzy's porch. Keeps the white folk from lettin' their dogs piss on his lawn. Picture 12

You ever make those silhouette's of your profile in grade school to bring back home and your Mom would put them up on the fridge?

Izzy's hasn't changed since 1st grade.
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I think that's a potato chip stuck in a new years hat, set atop a sombrero, placed on the head of a Mexican. Picture 14

This looks like a freeze-frame from a porno movie just before the money shot. Picture 15

Speaking of money shots.... How do you think Kenya keeps her teeth so white? Picture 16

Chad looks like one of the background teenagers from Blue Hawaii.

Rock-a-hula, rock Rock-a-hula.
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I don't know how Vin Weasel keeps a smile on his face while Amber has his balls in a vice. Picture 18

I'm not sure. This is either Karebear's cleavage or Devin dropped a quarter. Picture 19

Jack came out of the restroom and said somebody gave him a swirlie while jamming their thumb up his ass. Who could have done something like that? Picture 20

uh-huh. Picture 21

Down for the count. My queue to go home. Picture 22

But not before a quick pick-up game with El Dribbling Caballero. Picture 23