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Mouse's Birthday 2003 :: Eek! A Mouse!
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Tom never thought that he'd be the one to be giving Chadd the "birds and the bees' talk.
"So do I just stick it in there and that's it? Do I have to let her see me naked?" |
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Today U.S. Marshals joined a national search for an Arizona man who fled the state just ahead of charges he raped an innocent farm animal. Local authorities asked the Marshals for assistance, and this morning the agency added "Big" Mark Wilson's name to their 15 MOST WANTED list.
Wilson is wanted on federal and local charges including three counts of rape of a four-legged victim, three counts of gross sexual imposition, three counts of pandering obscenity and unlawful flight to avoid prosecution. The victim in all of the incidents was a 13 year old goat named Lu-lu. Wilson fled Chandler, Arizona, just days before charges were filed against him. |
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| "I'm a full-figured guy with a lust for life. It doesn't matter if it's Two-For-One Omelette Night at Denny's or just an intimate menage á quinze. I've been accused of having a voracious appetite that's out of control. Perhaps, but how can you truly experience what life has to offer if you don't push your limits - or at least spend a weekend in Mexico with an albino trans-sexual stripper? My motto is: If it feels good, do it – until the police tell you to stop. I'm looking for a real woman. Not one of those tramps who are intimidated by the sight of a man licking the bottom of a fried chicken bucket. Chubby chasers need apply. If you think you've got what it takes, let's get together. We'll have a few drinks, I'll strap you on, and we'll go from there." |
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Strabismus has kicked in full force.
Look it up! |
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| Have you hugged a mexican today? |
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| Izzy caught a glimpse of Big Mark and Double D making out and had trouble hiding his distaste because Izzy doesn't roll like that. |
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| Mark tries to sway izzy over to the darkside by describing the benefits of man-on-man intercourse and it's tendency to make it easier to poop. |
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| I didn't know that Michelle was a Fighting Illini fan? |
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| Apparently anything remotely falic, Mouse holds at crotch height. |
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| Or mouth height! (Which in Mouse's case is often crotch height). |
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| Princess: Most often, the term has been used for the consort of a prince, or his daughters, women whose station in life depended on their relationship to a prince and who could be disowned and stripped of the title if he so chose. |
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| "I am Beelzebub. Patron Saint of the Philistines, Lord Of The Flies and Prince Of Evil Spirits! I command you to gaze upon my evil happy face horns and bow to me!" |
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| Like we needed an enhancement of sorts to look at her chest. |
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| Finally! Somebody he can talk to on the same intelectual level. |
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| Felton Squared |
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| I foresee helium hits in our near future. |
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That's quite an impressive looking stack you've got there.
Of french fries, I mean. |
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| After his 2nd hit of acid, Jim made his arm look like a duck and then began to fly it all over the bar. |
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| There is little else in this world more comforting than the laughter and happiness of your friends! |
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| Is it just me or is that balloon defying physics? |
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| Cowboys and Raiders fans living in harmony with one another. It must still be baseball season. |
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Deb and Dee could watch mark play rock-paper-scissors by himself all night.
Funny thing was... he lost every time. |
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Look how svelte Double D is.
This is back when he was on a steady diet of beer and.... well, beer. |
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| This was way back in Chadd's pre-frosted tips phase. |
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| Boob Cone Squash! |
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| Boob Cone Adjustment! |
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| Gwar! |
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| When the King of GaySoulPatchLand showed up Mouse took advantage of the photo opportunity. |
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| Tom makes that look good. No, really. |
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| Ass to ass resuscitation requires exact alignment of the anal grooves as well as perfect timing, intense concentration and a deep knowledge for the others sphincter muscle. |
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| Cuddle bunnies! |
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| Billy blew everybody away when he grabbed the microphone and recited Dr. King's "I have a dream" speech verbatim. |
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| Looks like Jenna just got an idea! and Tanya's hair is in fine form as always. |
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| Dean takes the tequila stuntman like a man! Check out the case in the back. pre-iPod days! |
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| Not only was he pantsed but they chopped his fucking head off too! ruthless! |
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| Front-facing chicken fighting has been outlawed in most countries. Too many of the guys were dying from asphyxiation. |
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| She doesn't even have to bend her knees. |
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| I'm sure Jim was glad to see the leaf blower. That is going to seriously cut into your gaming time my friend! |
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| Mouse has always been a big supporter of public access! |
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| And then goes immediately into a bondage position. |
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| Two words: Chick Magnet |
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| If you let women put make up on you in a bar while the DJ is playing Dualing Banjos.... You might be "HOLD THE PHONE!!!! Glenn is wearing sleeves! |
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| Chadd is so drunk he thought his eyebrow was falling off and held in place the rest of the evening while Fred and D pose. |
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| Damn It! I said size AA party hats! |
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| If the Playboy Channel re-made Cagney and Lacey. |
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| Apparently Jenna didn't get the memo that animal prints are so last year. |
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| Dean made the mistake of referring to Jeff Gordon by his first name only so Mike made him stand in the corner. |
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