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I See White People :: Lynne's Birthday 2004
06.18.2004

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Lynne's birthday. See if you can spot her.

Tom W. in da house! Remember when T-Bone would actually show up at parties? That was before he started his thesis work on being pussy-whipped.
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I can't remember who Eric was porking back then. Kimberly? Amber? Kenya? Lisa? He's burned every bridge in Madison County. Picture Two

Billy trying to impress that girl with his Phat Macarena moves. Lisa needs to use less starch in her laundry. Looks like you could push her over with a finger.

Where's Lynne? There she is.
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It must be Lisa or Kim at this juncture. Kenya is smackin' her lips over that fine piece of real estate. Wantin' to drive right up onto Eric Boulevard. Picture Four

I recognize Lynne's sister Deanna and Tracey Ann. Who are these other people and why are they having a picnic in Billy's backyard? At night? With a party goin' on? Picture five

Arguing the question: Who's hotter? Belinda Carlysle of the Go-Go's or Suzanna Hoffs of The Bangles? Fred and Jenna agreed to disagree. Picture Six

Coming to ABC this Fall. A new crime-drama from the creators of Hill Street Blues and Girls Gone Wild. Charlie's Ho-Bags. Picture seven

I have found two lost Ho-Bags! One got knocked up and the other Jack turned lesbian, right? Picture 8

Lesbo Spice, Prego Spice, Easy Spice and Thofithticated Spice. Weren't there five Spice Girls? Picture 9

There she is... Whitey Spice joins the group. and is that Frijole Spice off to the right? Picture 10

Handing Big Cat a microphone is like asking Chadd for a ride home. It's a bad idea. Picture 11

Another Lynne sighting! Shhh. Quiet or you'll scare her away. Picture 12

"I'm not worried about getting pregnant. I've had unprotected sex like 200 times in a row and haven't gotten pregnant." Picture 13

"It just makes me so mad. I mean, why can't they let Tom catch Jerry just one time? It's not fair." Picture 14

There's Lynne! It's hard to see her with all the other black people in the room. Picture 15

The off-broadway "All Ho-Bag" cast of Stomp didn't get near the great reviews as the original. Picture 16

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Picture 17

Oh Damn! Kim and Lisa got served! Picture 18

Corey looks well on his way to becoming beligerent while Jason just wants Ronnie James Dio to start touring again. Picture 19

Lisa better put her tongue away before Corey comes over and tea-bags her. Picture 20

There is nothing more sexy than a woman doing the chicken dance all by herself. Picture 21

Not the most flattering picture of Izzy.

Apparently nobody told him that Larry was here and we already had a token Mexican at the party.
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Kim's doing the Electric Boogaloo up in the joint! Nice! Picture 23