I know your plans don't include me
Still here we are, both of us lonely...
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| What's with the devil horns, here? It's a ballgame not a Dio concert! | |
| Jim picked these two honeys up outside of Bank One. Turns out they were high-priced lesbian hookers and we could only muster $125.00 between us which bought us this picture. | |
| This is priceless. Jim must have noticed something shiny. In her cleavage | |
| Two thumbs up! What you can't see here is the jackrabbit vibrator Chad has shoved up his ass, Explaing the pure ecstasy in his expression. | |
| If we had it to do over again we would have had Jim hold up a John 3:16 sign when doing the happy dance. | |
| Jim. You are a sexy, sexy man. | |
| T-Roy's reaction to the announcement of tomorrow's game being Merkin night | |
| Jim spent the evening catching his farts (One in each hand) and then letting them go on passer-by's. | |
| Buy me some peanuts and a cleavage sandwich, I don't care if we ever get back... | |
| What do you want on that dog? Ketchup, mustard, relish and a blonde. | |
| It's like a train wreck. You don't want to look, but you can't help yourself. I don't think this would be nearly as disturbing if either one of them had left their eyes open. | |
| Turns out the weenie biter was a vegetarian. T-Roy came to the rescue and handled the chomped remains. Later he tied a string to it and it now proudly hangs from his rearview mirror. | |
| Jim looks ripped in this photo. Look at that six pack! | |
| Am I the only one wondering if Ace Frehley paints his nipples like that too? | |
| Rejoicing after letting a lethal fart escape and clearing out the entire row. | |
| Fuck the Pirates! You tell him Chadd. | |
| She was such a great sport Jim gave her a back rub. Later he gave her a front rub. | |
| I think she got lock-jaw after biting Jim's weenie. | |
| It appears that "Single D" has the longest arm ever; reaching all the way around T-Roy and putting his hand on Jim's right shoulder. | |
| I know it's late, I know you're weary I know your plans don't include me Still here we are, both of us lonely... |
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| What are the chances that Jim didn't wash his cheek before Diane gave him a big wet on in that same spot? | |
| Jim and Larry got into a huge argument over who was hotter; Aaron Carter or Lil Bow Wow. They didn't speak to each other the rest of the evening. | |
| This photo was taken just before Jim sprawled out on the Piano and sang My Funny Valentine in perfect pitch. | |
| Jim was getting busted for public lewdness and indecency (I told him that he shouldn't piss in his hands and throw it up in the air and tell everybody it's raining. but he wouldn't listen.) | |
| The cop ended up letting him go in exchange for a blow job. Which T-Roy volunteered for. | |
| I don't remember what the girls were doing but look at the hair movement. | |
| Last pic before the camera battery died. Too bad because I would have liked to have had been able to document the naked jello wrestling, drunken cow-tipping contest and kinky bondage session. | |