She's the one who saves me from them dark unholy nights
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| We decided on the David Caruso / Daredevil theme for Jackie's birthday party, because she is such a huge fan of both. She had some really close friends show up to help celebrate... While Jackie wasn't looking, we secretly replaced her old really close friends with these "New and Improved" really close friends. Let's see if she notices. | |
| Sisters! Like Paris and Nicky, Mary Kate and Ashley, Venus and Serena, Ann and Nancy, Mouse and Chadd, etc. | |
| We must not confuse the specific theory of Darwinian evolution with that of Devin, Chadd and Jim. | |
| Want to know why I look so satisfied here? | |
| Because anytime you can get this reaction from letting a little silent but deadly gas escape, you can't help but feel satisfied. | |
| With Caruso on my left side and an angel on my right. She's the one who saves me from them dark unholy nights |
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| You have these 5 people living together under the same roof. It's like the "Real World" meets "All In The Family" meets "Survivor". | |
| Jax cutting a two inch wound into my forehead with her lazer antennae. | |
| Like Jessica and Ashlee, Judy and Audrey, Beyonce and Solange, Britney and Jamie Lynn... | |
| Jim and his Hollerback girl. Her shit is bananas, B.A.N.A.N.A.S. | |
| Eric looks like he just snorted a line of Drano and followed up by sniffing some model airplane glue. | |
| Eskimo kisses! I don't think Tony ever found out about that night Satchyo hooked up with that Eskimo. | |
| Fred's earring got caught in Deb's hair clip and they were stuck like that for over an hour. Later on, Deb's pierced clitoris got snagged on Rollerboy's zipper and we had to call the fire department to get her unhooked. | |
| That's it! On your knees ladies. | |
| Cole wouldn't let us snap the picture unless Jackie sat down so he appeared taller. | |
| Jim solves the mystery of how a paruchute toy get's irreversibly tangled on the first throw while the guy from Deliverance looks on. | |
| Pop Quiz. How many testicles does Bic have?..... One! | |
| Mark trying to decide wether or not he's gonna try the grecian formula or not. | |
| Big Jeff and Big Mark come to an agreement. Mark will give the Grecian Formula a try and Big Jeff is finally gonna give in and test out the Rogaine. | |
| What's the matter Devin? You look like you've just seen a train wreck. (Or are about to.) | |
| Is it just me or is Tina's right tit hanging a little lower than the other? Her water bra must have sprung a leak. | |
| One of Jackie's cats followed her to the bar and pounced on Ronnie's head. She was so fucked up, she didn't notice. | |
| I'll bet Izzy's pit is smellin' pretty good, huh Jax? | |
| It's like Sally Jesse at a funeral. | |
| Drunk Mexican antics. Somebody yell "Start your engines" and sober Izzy up! | |
| Amber trembling with excitement, anticipating Vin Weasel to show up on his white steed. | |
| That is not funny! Somebody arranged the yellow parachute guy to have his crotch area on Caruso's mouth. Sacrilege! | |
| Ronnie has certainly found her "happy place". | |
| Somebody got Jax a new pussy for her birthday. Try not to wear this one out, okay Jax? | |
| Jim's new invention: Human Handlebars. Give's the blowEE something to hang on to. Guess that would make Jim the blowER. | |
| The cops weren't even there for Devin and Mouse. They just assume the position out of habit. | |