Unfortunately nothing she said could be understood because her toungue had swollen up.
Hey Timmy, Here's a tip: If there is corn in the meatballs, you might want to obstain.
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| How does the King stay so youthfull? A heavy does of showgirls, Grecian Formula and Viagra. | |
| Elvis Rodriguez and Lola Falopian Tube! | |
| "You can fondle me treasure chest but leave me booty alone, aaarr!" | |
| That is the worst R2D2 costume I have ever seen. | |
| Larry's Mom always keeps an empty chair for the lord to use should he feel weary. | |
| The Hobags Of Penzance! | |
| This is saute'ed up in all kinds of wrong sauce! | |
| There's nothing funny about a sleepwalking Tazmanian Devil. | |
| In this particular instance "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" is a true statement! | |
| This is why there is no such thing as the WNFL. | |
| Another reason why not to enroll at the U of A! | |
| Go Crawfish! | |
| Sadly, the only cock she would get to inspect was furry and from Tazmania. | |
| Fellas. If you need dusted off call Tanya the Dust Buster. She'll dust off your Johnson and clean your teeth in the same visit. | |
| The neighbors called the police and this butch, dyke cop showed up. Luckily Deb was there to "protect and serve" and the party continued. | |
| Deb had some explaining to do when Jim walked in on her and the cop inspecting each others carpets! Unfortunately nothing she said could be understood because her toungue had swollen up. |
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| Rule Number One: Don't dress up like a keg unless you want rollerboy following you putting your dick in his cup all night long. | |
| Ann and Nancy Wilson. Still rockin' after all these years! | |
| Izzy "Boom Boom" Washington | |
| I guess this explains the mini frozen meatballs that were floating in the cooler. Well, Timmy liked them anyway. Hey Timmy, Here's a tip: If there is corn in the meatballs, you might want to obstain. |
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| Somewhere Wonder Woman is looking for her magic bracelets. | |
| Well, at least nobody is going to drown. | |
| Just me or does Jim look like Louis from Revenge Of The Nerds? | |
| The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas casting call must be coming up. | |
| Mmmm. Sushi. | |
| I'm not sure what Carly is dressed up as. I like the leash though. | |
| Either Travolta from Saturday Night Fever, Pacino from Scarface or Mr. Furley from Three's Company. | |
| The Cock Inspector is warming her hands by the fire. Even Taz doesn't like cold hands. | |
| Spartacus out of the closet. | |
| They call me the "Trash Man" | |
| Jenna does the cabbage patch while Kim removes a pube from her toungue. | |
| Carly and Lance Armstrong. | |
| What happened to the House Of Flying Daggers? | |
| "Let's see, Gentle Massage? No., Magic Fingers? No., Screaming Orgasm? That's the ticket!" | |
| Elvis has left the building. At least his hair has. | |