She's the girl that twirls the baton with her vagina!
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| For those of us familiar with Laura... This is, hands down, the best Halloween costume of all time! | |
| Apparently Karebear has decided to runaway and join Cirque De Solei. She's the girl that twirls the baton with her vagina! |
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| I don't think I've ever seen Jim and Mouse so happy. Good costumes coming as Agent "Fuck off!" and Agent "Screw You!". | |
| Don't you hate it when the Mary Kay lady crashes your party? | |
| Another couple gone bad. I guess he got tired of being speared in the abdomen every time he wanted a blow job. | |
| I had to crop this one out to keep Larry's "Boom Stick" off camera. | |
| Ronnie dressed up like a pot head for Halloween. There's a stretch. | |
| Would have been great had Laura wandered into the bar that night. Unfortunately for us we didn't get to see those fireworks! | |
| Billy is going to print this one out and tape it to his pillow. | |
| It's not a party until the Gay Pirate shows up. Nice tan line Zigfreid! | |
| Looks like the sax player for the Muppets. | |
| The really ironic thing is that Lilly's vagina is lightning bolt shaped. | |
| Not a dry eye in the house after this performance. | |
| Johnny Eight Ball is still bummed about being rejected for the Beastie Boys' Sabotage video. | |
| Good thing we had the Reaper on hand to grab the soul of Chadd's liver that night. | |
| Izzy had read on the Internet that mint leaves would cover the stench of his ball sack sweat. Couldn't hurt. | |
| Flashdance!... On crack. | |
| I guess he didn't see the "No pets Allowed" sign on the front window. | |
| You have to be dissapointed in Tom W.'s costume compared to previous years' efforts. | |
| Lynne got dreesed up as the "other" black person at the party. | |
| A giant matchstick. | |
| Dick Clark showed up. | |
| Horatio Cane always get's the hottest bitches. | |
| They oughtta put this picture on the side of cigarette packs. | |
| Ronnie and Lisa just said "Fuck It" and lit up a couple of bowls right at the table. | |
| Don't let the sweet smile fool you... She'll rip your dick off and grind it into tomorrow's chili in a heartbeat. | |
| "I lost 120 pounds with Jenny Craig!" | |
| Fucking John Tesh fans! | |
| After Lilly keestered his wand, Nicoli had to go change and add to the gay theme. Looks like he could use some shoulder pads in that jacket though. | |
| Me and Chuck Woolery. | |
| Apparently, Devin was a having a flashback to Dio's Holy Diver tour. | |
| What do you want to bet there's a patch of dead grass exactly the size of that shopping cart in Wollert's front yard now? | |
| The contest. Like there was any doubt. | |
| I bet Mouse wishes she had one of those memory erasers about now. | |
| How those mint leaves working out, Iz? | |
| And the winner is.... | |
| Fucking Classic! | |
| Tommy gives her a congratulatory lick on the tit. | |
| Still at the Dio show. | |
| Thinking about sucking RJD's dick backstage? | |
| There's something about the flaming red wig that just brings out the "Sexy" in everyone. | |
| Wow! Psycho and I look serious. We look like a couple of crooked cops about lean on a squeeler. | |
| Remember what I said about the red wig bringing out the sexy?...Nevermind. | |
| This might be the gayest thing I have ever seen. | |
| Jim applies pressure to the wound where Mouse stabbed him in the ear with a fork. | |
| The undisputed champion of the Tequila Stuntman. | |
| Years from now he'll have to explain that grandpa has a droopy eye because he snorted salt and squeezed lime juice in it repeatedly. | |
| Looks like Chadd is checking out Karebear's ass back there. | |