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Santa Claus and the Ass Clown :: G-Funk X-Mas Party 2004
12.19.2004

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Jaime was a bit tipsy. So much so that she tipsy'd into the christmas tree box. Picture One

Check out Tina. She's workin' it with the head tilt. Anybody that didn't know any better might think she was sweet and innocent. Picture Two

Mentos! The Freshmaker! Picture three

Dale can barely stifle the smile as he walks away from the death stench he just left in the bathroom. Picture Four

Dale and Suzie have been married so long that they have to try new things to keep the spark alive in their marriage. This is Suzie giving Dale oral while slapping his nut sack with a ping pong paddle. Picture five

Cuando, Cuando, Cuando. Picture Six

Steve donated the booze for the party. A half-bottle of Vanilla Stole and a stale lime. Thanks Steve. Picture seven

Close up on Lindsay testing out the new Dildo-Butt Plug Combo Vibrator that her Secret Santa gave to her. Picture 8

Here's the fucking Tool of the Century walking around forcing shots on "innocent" girls. Don't know what Tina sees in this Ass Clown. Picture 9

There's a pose she's used to. Bet she'll get every last drop. Picture 10

Pushing Tina's Boobs together results in her making the beaver face. Picture 11

Must be fleet week. Picture 12

Leave it to Tug-nut to have to do shots on his knees. Picture 13