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This was like the third picture I took of this pose. I kept telling Jax that her eyes looked like they were closed. I was just fuckin' with her so I could get a shot of her looking like she just sat on a banana squash. | |
This one's attractive, huh? Looks like she just took a money shot to the eye. | |
You'll notice Creepy D isn't smiling in this one. That's because I showed him that my sword was bigger than his. | |
To make Leila feel better about being pregnant.... Mark grew his gut out to equal size. | |
Alas fair maiden, I have returned from the Crusades. Bringeth me a pot roast (with those little baby potatoes and carrots). | |
Not so English. Tom is however wearing English Leather and Jenna is thinking about sucking off Hugh Grant, so that counts, I guess. | |
The problem with the Harry Potter movies is that Ron Weasley ages drastically with each one. Christ. he looks like a 39 year old in this shot. | |
How do you say "Ho-bag" in the King's English? | |
Enzo looks good in lace. Kim's gonna be pissed when she realizes he cut up all of her lingerie to make that outfit. | |
Deb keestered a urinal puck when she tried to piss in the men's room. | |
Kelly brought the girls out to play. | |
What do you think Deb's thinkin'? "You fuckin' big boobed bitch, put your titties, away!" | |
Deb's ass still smells like wintergreen. | |
I think I saw this show in Tijuana in '87. | |
You can lead a horse to Corona but you can't make it dri.... Uh, nevermind. | |
There's no stronger bond than that of a Vulcan and his horse. | |
Robin Hood and her Merry Man. By the look of Little John's staff I'd say Robin is the "Merry" one. | |
Harry saw Little John's staff and immediately developed a case of wand-envy. | |
Who's J.C. supposed to be?.... Oral Flynn? | |
You get the feeling that Devin has to surpress the urge to sharpen that stick and go tribal on somebody's ass? | |
I didn't know they had african bush hunters during the renaissance. | |
Does that make you horny, baby?.... Not the least little bit. |
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Coming as Dr. Evil would have been acceptable, but Chad took it a step further and came as Mr. Bigglesworth. | |
Cum By Ya, M' Lord, Cum by ya. | |
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" | |
I thought Jim was a Vulcan, after noticing the teeth it appears I was mistaken, he's either a Ferengi or the original Nosforatu. | |
This reminds me of that scene where Jim carey comes squirming out of the Rhino's ass in Ace ventura. | |
Nobody had the heart to tell Lynne that Micky Rourke wasn't British. | |
Beer batter and tartar sauce are underrated. They both make excellent lubricants. | |
Katie borrowed somebody's cleavage for the party. | |
Like orange juice and tooth paste. | |
Which one do you think wears the strap-on? | |
God save the Queen! God bless you, Daredevil! |
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Peter Pan or... The Butt Pirate of Panzance. You decide. | |
Next week on Tales From The Crypt... The Crypt-keeper stalks a London street tramp. | |
Don't you just want to dunk 'em in salt and vinegar and eat 'em up!? Yummy! | |
Looks like Katie's water bra sprung a leak. | |
What the hell Tanya? You storing nuts in your cheeks in preperation for the long winter? | |
We could take on Manchester United. We'd get our asses kicked, but we could take 'em on. | |
Kelly and the girls.... and Jax and Fred. | |
The really sad thing is that Creepy D is a Drug and Alcohol counselor. | |
When I'm really jonesin' for a fix, this is the guy I wanna go talk to. | |
Did they have pockets in their trousers during the crusdaes? Did they wear trousers? Did they have wireless microphones for that matter. | |
Had a little going away present for Jax. Everybody pitched in. | |
She was so touched. | |
She had no idea what British Monopoly money looked like and by the time she realized it she'd be outta the country. | |
I have to admit that poppin' other peoples pimples with her teeth is a nasty, nasty habit. This one time, I had a pimple on my ass and..... | |
What the fuck is going on back there? Looks like a carnival knife throwing act. | |
Creepy D and Quadruple D | |
Jax went to the doctor because she was looking very pale. Doctor told her to stop standing next to kenya. | |
Looks like Kim found CJ's G-spot when she rubbed the mic on her left areola. | |
Aw, JC's blushing. | |
Creepy D has crossed over into Obliteration. There's no turning back now. | |
"All I need is this crown and this tunic and my lemon water and my new friend and I'll be fine." | |
Larry is giddy after Creepy D asked him to be his new Daddy! |