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Diane's Birthday 2003 :: Lick It, Like A Lollipop Should Be Licked
11.??.2003

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Jim gave himself to Jesus and now he hangs out in front of the Home Depot at 5:00 A.M. every morning. |

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Brooklyn proudly displaying the fact that her beloved Yankees once again fell short. |

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Jim forgot to order the pinata so we glued colorful paper to Izzy. It was a pretty decent plan B. |

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D represents for Corona as Jim tries to see the final score of the Rutgers - Yale wrestling finals. |

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Turns out that the lesbian stripper Jim hired was an old friend of Jackie's. |

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Apparently K-Mart has a "Red Sale" that weekend. |

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Wow! The good ol' days, huh Allie? back before Tay had a cell phone and any interest in boys whatsoever. |

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In the words of Carlos Mencia.... "Dee Dee Dee" |

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That is actually the same straw and they are trading spit back and forth |

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Jim takes his Tango seriously. Nice imaginary rose between your teeth Jim. |

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Me and Jenna with half of Chadd looking on. |

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Chadd-a-lingus |

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7 years good luck starting with razor burn on my lips. |

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Right about this time Izzy broke into a very drunken rendition of La Bamba using his beer as a mic and he said he wanted some latina groupies so I volunteered. |

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Where in the world is Devin Santaigo? |

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Is it just me or have Fred's boobs gotten bigger since then? |

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I've got a 12 inch dick and a dozen roses... and a pickup truck |

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The crazy glue to the forehead trick works everytime. |

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My kisses taste like tacos! |

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Look how happy Tommy is. Another 3 years of marriage and fatherhood will certainly take it's toll. |

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Mouse spots a "Clairol" emergency! |

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And heads to the rescue as Jim declares that he's never seen this side of D before. |

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That must have been quite the money shot to knock her on her ass. Way to go Jim! |

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Wait. He's re-loading. |

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Back for 2nd's. Those Italian guys must have an unlimited amount of sperm. |

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Being the good Irish girl that she is, D doesn't waste another drop. |

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One of those shots that she wanted deleted and re-taken. Well. It was re-taken but not deleted. |

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The alcohol has officially kicked in now. |

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Jim's one of those guy's that always has one eye opened. He knows that one day his past will catch up with him. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. but... |

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Apparently D requested that Big Jim sing something where she could dance the Flamenco. |

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You look like Mc hammer on crack Hump-D! |

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Chadd is magic. he's holding his beer sideways and yet it is not spilling. |

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Ok maybe he's not magic. He's fucking possesed. Looks like Valhalla himself has taken control of Chadd's body. |

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Watch out for the Chaddhalla Death Claw Jackie!! |

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Jim's two stinky fingers smelled so bad he couldn't hold them far enough away. |

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Vanilla Rice and his groupies. |

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That right there is a look that D should reserve solely for the bedroom. |

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It was smokey in the bar that Jim was farting smoke rings. |

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