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| It doesn't get much more redneck than this. Sittin' on a fold up chair with a built-in cooler, wearing the General on his chest, pourin' a coors light and flippin' the bird all at once. |
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| Check out the Dizzie Gilespie cheeks. A little outta character for Dean, He's usually suckin' not blowin'. |  |
| In some kind of sick redneck birthday ritual, Rich rubbed out a money shot on Dean's face while whistling the Andy Griffith Show's theme music. |  |
| Rich must not have been laid in months. That's quite a load he was storing up. Look how proud he is of it. |  |
| "Do I have spinach in my teeth, It feels like there's spinach in my teeth, look, is there?" |  |
| Allie and the "flavor of the month". She is quickly approaching Baskin-Robbins status. |  |
| At least he had enough sense to take the General off before things got out of hand. |  |
| What is Rich's infatuation with Dean's head? Turn-ons: Coors Light, turning left, gladiator movies and bare chested men with icing rubbed all over 'em. |
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| Casualties of the icing war. At least I hope it's icing. |  |
| Iz was trying to tell Dean about the big accident during the race when somebody accidentally turned right, But Dean couldn't hear shit with icing in his ears. |  |
| So then Izzy told Dean he had gone to the store and bought new socks, but Dean thought he said: "You're a big fat cock" and a fight broke out. |  |
| Uh-oh! Izzy's touching Dean's head. Rich must be off camera jerking off somewhere. |  |
| "The Itsy-Bitsy spider climbed up the water spout" |  |
| Are we a little tea pot? |  |
| What's happening in the bottom right-hand corner of this pic? Is that somebody's face? By Wollerts crotch? |
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| The battle carries over into the kitchen Nice no-look block by Izzy. |
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| Rich and that whole bare-chested, icing, head fetish thing again. |  |
| The 2nd platoon arrives. Bikini-clad for distraction purposes, I suppose? |  |
| The midget brigade is sent in to put an end to the nonsense. |  |
| This is the picture Rich used for his online profile on Match.com. No wonder he didn't get any dates. He looks like Fred Sanford after bourbon binge. |
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| Jim exercising the two-fingered claw approach to chip eating. |  |
| The ladies discuss their experiences with the new Venus ladies razor as butter pecan listens in. |  |
| Somewhere in Huntsville Alabama there's a trailer park missing a couple tenants. |  |
| You think Dean had to change his pool filter the next morning? Not from the icing, though; From Rich's back hair and Wollert's chest hair. |  |
| You guy's ever wonder why Jim doesn't drink? |  |
| Because he's a violent prick when he get's a few beers in him. |  |
| His nickname in high-school was the Itallion Scallion. |  |
