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Debbie Does Double D :: Chadd and Deb's Birthday 2004
02.28.2004

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Apparently nobody ever told Jenna that to perform the traditional "Wet Willy", you're supposed to lick your finger and stick it in somebody's ear. I kinda prefer her way. Picture One

Fred, Deb and Monica Lewinski enjoy the ambiance.

Cigar, anyone?
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Dee snapped Jim's neck earlier that evening when he prematurely ejaculated and just propped him up at the bar for her alibi. A little "Weekend At Jimmy's". Picture three

Here's a few faces we don't see much of anymore. I did a little research....

Raul is currently starring as Julia Roberts in an all-male version of Steel Magnolias at a gay truck stop in Modesto.

Linda is a succesful bull rider on the national rodeo circuit.

And Gay Bob choked on a toungue stud and has been in a coma for 6 months.
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Daddy? Where do Squirrel Monkeys come from? Picture 5

Wow! Mel Gibson showed up. Picture Six

Looks like somebody gave Chadd a labotomy while he wasn't lookin'. Picture 7

Who invited Devin's little brother? Picture 8

Apparently, according to Jim's Scuba divers/secret agent/sun dial watch. it's time to do the Captain Morgan's stance. Picture 9

After the Labotomy Chadd could all of a sudden speak fluent spanish and treated the crowd to a dead-on impersonation of Selena. Picture 10

This is '04. Remember when Psycho Mikey and Laura always smelled like baby powder and strained peas? Picture 11

Somebody gave Chadd the new Todd McFarlane figure where Jeff Gordon has Keven Harvick bent over the hood of his car and greasing his rear-end differential. Picture 12

Izzy makes his quick getaway when Deb notices she is one shot glass short of a full set.

That's one hell of a flattering picture of Diane, huh?
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Ken says in the style of Homer Simpson... "Mmmmm, Raisin Bran" Picture 14

Jackie got Chadd a T-shirt to match the Kevin Harvick Butt-pug, Kevin Harvick cock ring and Kevin Harvick extra-small condoms that Steph got for him. Picture 15

With no trash can to be found... Deb just disposed of her tampon right there in Kim's beer.

(I didn't just go there, did I?)
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We got Chadd the double flask so he could put Coors Light in one side and Coors Light in the other. Picture 17

I'll bet Vikings lighters were on clearance. Picture 18

Back before Kim started locking Glenn in the hall closet. Picture 19

Flamable: Keep away from open flame! Picture 20

One, Two, Princes kneel before you. That's what I say now., Princes, Princes who adore you, but one is gay now. Picture 21

"So Tanya, what are you going to wear down to gallagher's tonight?" Picture 22

Either Jenna has bad aim or Tanya grew a third nipple. Picture 23

What's that old saying?.... A bird on the tongue's is as good as two fingers in the bush? Something like that. Picture 24

Devin was a bit disturbed when he found out that Steph's erect nipple was longer than his johnson. Picture 25

That's as close as they're gonna get without getting their tits tangled. Picture 26

They've seen each other naked. Picture 27

I've got some hella rosie cheecks workin' Picture 28

Which one is Beyonce'? Picture 29

Jim is trying to "chub-up" for the camera. Picture 30

Deb wanted a large black man but Jim was the closest thing we had. Picture 31

That's quite the shirt Iz. Carson from Queer Eye pick that out for you? Picture 32

Looks like Michelle found Izzy's G-Spot. Picture 33