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We'll Fuck The Miss Outta You Dave :: Bic's Bon Voyage 2005
08.13.2005

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As Jenna throats a beer bottle; Shane gets Izzy in a Guamanian thumb hold and makes him say "Shane is God" before he lets go. Picture One

Mouse is in a mood. She just hit her Dad in the forehead with a tampon for asking her to pass him a napkin. Picture two

Mike wore his "good" shirt

Mouse had just walked by and squirted lime juice in Rich's eye.
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Big Daddy on the flip-side of the bar! You know why they call him "Big Daddy"? He's got 23 illegitimate kids in five different states.. Picture four

Lynn thinkin' about that Pepsi commercial with Taye Diggs taking his shirt off. Looks like Leanne is thinkin' about it too. Picture five

A Polack and a Lesbian walk into a bar.... Picture Six

"Even after closing one eye, Lisa saw three Garys. Picture seven

Dave's got a big, pink pecker on his head. Lucky for him he won't have one in his hand later. Picture eight

Pamela and a slew of other ladies Bic works with came down to celebrate Dave's leaving town. Maybe now there'll be enough doughnuts to go around the office in the mornings. Picture nine

She certainly looks like she enjoys being groped. You think she likes her asshole to be licked? Picture 10

Maybe the worst Elvis impersonation I've ever seen. Picture 11

Tonya forgot to put her bottom dentures in again. Picture Twelve

Shane showing off his money-maker. Picture 13

There's alot of boob-grabbin' goin' on tonight. Picture 14

Look at the muscles in Dee's arms flexing trying to lift those funbags up. Picture 15

Your form is all wrong Devin. You need to use more palm, which you should be used to by now. Picture 16

Tom is out of control! Don't let Mouse see ya acting up. She'll throw another tampon at you. Picture 17

"So then I took my finger and shoved it up the cat's ass" Picture 18

Lindsey. She's always waiting with a smile and a stiff dick... I mean drink. Picture 19

Kaylee regurgitated the soy dog that she had for lunch. Apparently it was sitting a little heavy in her belly. Picture 20

That's a look to launch a thousand dicks. Picture 21

One of the Jamaican locals took curtis' left eye when he asked him to put his speedo back on. Picture 22

Two friggin' Yankees fans. Fuck the Yankees. Picture 23

You think they get this close around the water cooler at Bic's office? Why is Bic leaving? Picture 24

This is a cool shot. Mouse has moved on from throwing tampons to flicking lit matches. Jim must have showed up. Picture 25

Sherri looking refreshed after her stint on the island. We share the same birthday. She went to Jamaica and I went to the drive-in to see The Duke's Of Hazzard. I win. Picture 26

Mouse has her panties all in an uproar over something. What could it possibly be? Picture 27

Yep. That'll do it. Picture 28

Julie's all limp-wristed. That's what she get's for trying to churn Mike's butter when he's drunk. Picture 29

Another Mouse casualty? I think she hit him with her can of Aqua Net. Picture 30

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why can't we? Picture 31

I've got a boner, This big! Picture 32

Christ! I can see the stitching on her thong through her pants. Any tighter and we might need a pair of tongs to dislodge them from the crack of her ass. Picture 33

We've moved on from Boob grabbing to ass fondling. Picture 34

I didn't know Wilson Phillips got back together? Picture 35

Me and Tanya. I sneaked a hug while her vagina wasn't looking. Tanya's vagina is a jealous bitch! Picture 36

This position looks uncomfortable, but Kelly's used to it. Just ask....:) Picture 37

After growing extremely tired of listening to Tanya's vagina complain about not being in any pictures. Julie posed with her. Tanya's vagina is the one on your left. Picture 38

A shoe rack. Get it? shoe. rack. Picture 39

Aren't you just a little curious as to how far down that ink goes? Sandbox is. Picture 40

There is no alcohol on this table. It's a bar ladies! You want to drink soda? There's a Denny's just up the road. Picture 41

It wouldn't be a day that ended in "Y" if Mouse didn't end up straddling some guy.

Hey, That rhymed.
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All gone! See? Picture 43

Dave's got a nipple peaking out. I wonder if he cares. Picture 44

Apparently not. Picture 45

If I had a dollar for every time..... Picture 46

Kaylee's giving herself a thong wedgie. And once again, the question about the ink goes unanswered. I guess we'll never know. Picture 47

First of all, that's the men's room. 2nd, If you're gonna take it from behind you're gonna have to drop your pants a bit more. Picture 48

This is the ladies room. Michelle is a bit confused on what she should do when someone enters the ladies room with a camera. Picture 49

That'll work. Picture 50

It must be contagious.

If David had used that thing to sling rocks at Goliath it would have been a much shorter battle.
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What kind of cake is that? Milk chocolate with Mamory icing. Picture 52

So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful,
Like a rainbow
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CJ is working overtime in the accessorising department. Her bracelet matches her shirt.

Guys don't accessorise. We don't even need to have socks that match.
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Lindsey's friend Julie was in town from.... Minnesota?, Chicago?, Milwaukee? Hell I don't know, one of those cold places. Picture 55

Tom W.. Always a wizard when it came to the written word. Picture 56

This guy is about 1 centimeter short of having unibrow. Bet he got laid that night, though. Picture 57

These two look like a couple of two-bit hoods from a Rockford Files episode. Picture 58

She'd make a good vampire. I can see her turning her head and ripping a huge hole in Lonnie's neck. Picture 59

Hey look! Mouse still loves me. Picture 60

Careful Nicoli, she's taller than you are. Picture 61

Taller or not; you've got her hog-tied. Giddy-Up Nic! Picture 62

Keep the pearl necklace comments to yourself. Picture 63

Hey Lynn, How many dicks you have in your mouth last night? Picture 64

Dave and Sherri gettin friendly. I was keeping my eye open for any foriegn floaties, believe-you-me. Picture 66

Chris tryin' to get him some of that cold-weather tang. He failed miserably. Picture 67

I'm gonna miss ya Dave. Look, I'm wiping a tear from my eye just thinking about missing you. Picture 69