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And The Rockets Red Glare :: 4th Of July 2005
07.03.2005

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Don't expect too much from me on the captions this time. I'm a bit hung over.

Double D. The "before" picture.
Picture One

I grew an extra head. Picture Two

Jamie's got the right idea standing in the shade. Red light! Green light! Picture three

Thank God Devin showed up when he did. Rollerboy arrived empty handed "There's a surprise", and was drinking everybody else's beer. Picture Four

Wollert decided it was time to dance a jig on top of the fence. Picture five

Team Estrogen looked liked worthy opponents but got spanked by the guys. Picture Six

Team Testosterone opened up a can of whoop-ass on the ladies. Picture seven

Take a deep breast.., err, I mean breathe and smile ladies. Picture nine

Diane had no clue that Jim was doing the "robot" behind her. Picture 10

Someone said "bottoms up!" and D took them literally. Picture 11

Happy Birthday to.... everybody. Picture 12

Dale Earnhardt? Didn't she used to be the lead singer of Missing Persons? Picture 13

Devin looking sharp with the Bob Ross Tee. It would have looked better in Titanium white and Prussian blue. Picture 14

It's always 5 O'Clock at Jenna's house. The really cool thing is she can use it as a diaghram as well. Ouch! Sorry about that one. Picture 15

Finding new and innovative ideas for tissue use. Picture 16

Chadd's nipple one 1st prize at the county fair. Apparantly Mikey's came in 2nd. Picture 17

Somebody needs to show George proper form when groping a funbag. Picture 18

Stinky Pinky. Picture 19

Look at the dexterity in George's fingers. No wonder Lindsey's doin' him. Picture 20

Karebear and the size extra, extra small bikini. Picture 21

Apparently the card said to jump up and down on one leg while everybody else drinks. Picture 22

Just then Jules had a massive stroke which effected her entire left side. Picture 23

Deb was so happy for D that she broke out into the Macarena. Picture 24

Mikey couldn't stand it anymore. He had to pop the zit on Jules forehead. Picture 25

Is that the Union Jack behind the trailer? Picture 26

I think Jack just doubled-dipped. Picture 27

Representin' Chi-Town. I'm sure the state of Illinois is proud. Picture 28

This picture freaks me out. Looks like somebody with a Chadd mask on. Picture 29

Like we couldn't of guessed that a Mexican Nascar fan didn't have gas without a T-shirt telling us so. Picture 30

Fuck the Yankees!, Oh she already did. Picture 31

It's gonna take us months to figure out how to use this elaborate sex toy. It'll be fun trying though. Picture 32

Looks like Tanya is shooting a commercial for this lighter. Check out the product placement. Picture 33

Dogpile on J.C.! Picture 34

There's no closer bond than that of a man and his daughter., except of course for a man and his beer. Picture 35

Don't ever let me get my dick that close to George's again. Picture 36

At first I thought Chad was showing his patriotism with a salute to our country, then I realized he was just trying to make a zorro mask. Picture 37

Spray 'em down with a hose! Picture 38

Looks like Angie has a handful of boob. Picture 39

Ha, ha very funny. Somebody super-glued my cheeck to the top of Retta's head. Picture 40

Suddenly Curtis' ear hole looked extremely attractive to me. Picture 41

Chadd trying to convince Tom he needs a tatoo. Picture 42

Ronnie broke out in prayer for particular reason. Picture 43

New meaning to Water Sports. Picture 44

Once again Deb drank way too much and got out of control. Picture 45

And a light from the heavens shown down upon them. Picture 46

As we departed the fun continued into the night and on to the morning from what I hear. Picture 47

Thanks to Jenna for being such a gracious host, as always. Picture 48