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What's Green and Smells Like Pork? :: St. Patrick's Day 2005
03.17.2005

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Must be early. I haven't even started drinkin' yet. Picture One

I got a booger. And it's huge, look! Picture Two

Counting shamrocks on the wall, that don't bother me at all. Picture Three

For the anatomically impaired, I guess. Picture Four

I've got an idea... I'll bend over like I dropped something and then you push your vagina into my ass while pretending to shoot a bow and arrow. That'll be the coolest dance move ever! Picture Five

The electric slide line voted Dean out of the group so he danced with his back to the group out of spite. Picture Six

Gallagher's top-notch bartending staff kept the green beer flowing all night. The next morning everybody took a big green dump. Picture Seven

I'll get you my little pretty. And your little dog too! Picture Eight

What the hell did he have to do to get those beeds? I need to get a hat for package. I think my package would appreciate it.Picture Nine

Jack is still holding that booger up in the air. Picture Ten

After a plethera of green beer Karrie started singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider and wouldn't shut up. Picture Eleven

Van's pierced nipples were a big hit. Good thing Gay Bob wasn't there to retaliate. Picture Twelve

Devin and DJ really let me down this year. Photo quantity and quality was no where near what we had become accustomed too. Picture Thirteen