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Funkin' For Jamaica :: Pre-Island Warm-Up
07.16.2005
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| Dennis and Patricia have one of those special relationships that require being totally shit-faced in public. |
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| Do you get the feeling that Becky was the victim of having her knuckles smacked with a ruler by a Neo-Nazi nun when she was a kid? All she's missing is a salad fork. |
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| Billy's bald spot is getting larger and larger with each party. |
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| By the look on Curtis' face I'd say it's a pretty safe bet that he's making the water even warmer in that general area. He has Larry's approval though. |
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| That's the thing about brain surgery... There are after-effects. Right now Fred is thinking "Where did I leave my beer?". Check your hand gorgeous! |
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| Check out Dave tryin' to feel up Sherri's tit with a shoulder nudge. You sly dog! |
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| Kim stayed pretty much in control that night. Too bad, I was hoping for an appearnace by her alter-ego: The Thopithticadid Wino |
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| White shirt, black ballcap. Retta. You officiating a cricket match later? |
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| It's okay CJ, you don't have to curtsey every time I walk by. |
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| America's hope to bring home the gold in the synchronized drinking event. |
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| "And then at the end you find out that Bruce Willis is a ghost too! and I freaked!" |
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| I see drunk people. |
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| I swear to God, I don't remember seeing Enrique Iglesias at the party. Becky got all star-struck so Patricia had to hold her up by the tits. |
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| WANTED: A picture of Gary smiling. I don't think one exists. |
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| Dennis is making farting sounds with his underarm under the water. Remember what I said earlier: "Drunk In Publickkk". |
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| "Gracious! Gracious! What kind of girl do you think I am? How dare you try and photograph my cleavage!" |
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| Exactly 5 seconds later..... "Okay, go ahead." |
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| The head tilt is very popular this season. I think the ladies are under the impression it makes them appear "sweet and innocent". We ain't buyin' it. |
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| "Drunk In Publickkk" broke a beer bottle (Shocker!) and they had to use the dragonfly for light to make sure they got it all. At least they were thorough. |
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| Why did the frog hop across the road? Because there was a kinky froggy sex party at Sherri's. That's why. |
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