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	Diary Of A Drunk Black Woman :: Lynn's Birthday 06.18.2005 Main Index
Once upon a time there was a Mad Black Woman Princess who was very unhappy that her lesbian slave Lover was unable to fully grope her breasts to satisfy her.
The Mad Black Woman Princess forced the Lesbian Slave Lover to wear handkerchiefs in her hair and watch Phil Jackson "The Art Of Zen" Videos all day long until she could figure out a way to satisfy her imminence.
So the Lesbian Slave Lover sought out the advice of the Princess' jilted Lesbian Ex-Lover but she was too wasted to help.
The Mad Black Woman Princess asked the Kingdom's blind sex therapist who had a very fancy hat, for help, yet she was of no assistance.
Alas the Mad Black Woman Princess took to pleasuring herself which did, at least for awhile, give her some satisfaction. But the Princess needed more, her loins were ablaze and the fire needed to be put out.
Many of the kingdom's maidens tried-out for a chance to pleasure the princess, but none were deemed worthy.
The Lesbian Slave Lover recommended to the Princess that perhaps a threesome would extinguish the fire that blazed out of control in her sub-cockle regions.
The threesome did not satisfy the Princess so more maidens were invited to the Princess' bedroom. But alas, that too was not enough to fulfill the Princess' desires.
The Princess snapped her fingers and more of the kingdom's maidens were summoned to her bedroom until every wench in the land was in attendance.
Even the kingdom's blind sex therapist with the fancy hat and the sophisticated, wine-drinking, skirt-wearing, drunken princess from the neighboring kingdom joined the party.
Finally the Mad Black Woman Princess was satisfied. Her orgasm caused her to moan so loud that the blind sex therapist is now the blind and deaf sex therapist (with the fancy hat).
The Mad Black Woman Princess was so grateful for what her Lesbian Slave Lover had done that she rewarded her with a royal "chowing of the box".
The Princess' box chowing skills were legendary throughout the kingdom, yet she could not bring her Lesbian Slave Lover to orgasm.
After three straight days and nights the Princess had finally given up and decided that she must call in a professional to finish the job.
Sir Laps-A-Lot from the neighboring kingdom of Cumalot dutifully brought the Lesbian Slave Lover to orgasm. Sadly Sir Laps-A-Lot contracted a lethal virus strain from some pubic hairs caught in his teeth and he died later that evening.
The Mad Black Woman Princess re-joiced and sang the praises of her pleasure to the orgasm gods. It seems that the sacrifice of Sir Laps-A-Lot's life was a small price to pay.
There was much joy and merriment throughout the kingdom that night. The Mad Black Woman Princess declared the day a holiday and there was much elation. The entire kingdom enjoyed a hearty feast. Much alcohol was consumed and everybody got laid!
Except for Rollerboy!