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	Who Needs Hookers When Chad Has Such A Pretty Mouth? :: Larry's Bachelor Party 2006 02.18.2006 Main Index
Lots of pics in this section so let's get started. It was Chad's birthday so we made him wear the Steelers Mohawk. Femur Boy hobbled around all night and we made the bachelor carry a silver-sequin purse all night. The ladies were swooning all around them.
You have to love a man with soft lips and no gag reflex. Especially when he is so eager to please!
"Hey Jim, does it look like somebody spit in here?" Judging by the look on jack's face, I'd say..... "Yep"!
Ten speed and Brown shoe got a kick out of searching Larry's purse.
Kelly had accidentally left her vibrator and some tampons in the side pocket.
I guess you could say that Chad was Larry's Bitch that night.
At least Larry is a gentle lover.
Glenn was growing a bit tired of T-Roy asking him to smell his finger.
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right...."
Jack was so strung out on heroin he kept screaming, telling me I had a hand growing out of my ear.
Our driver. After he got done parking the van we sent up for beers and brats!
After every other orifice was filled. All that was left for T-Roy was Glenn's ear canal. It was a good fit.
Chad was trying to make Larry jealous by roundin' up some hotties but Larry knows that Chad only has brown-eye for him.
Don't-Cha
Glenn could of swore he saw Kimberly coming up the stairs and he tried to hide.
That's not Kim, that's Pat!?
End of the first quarter. Larry's waiting for the music to start.
Getting his groove on. I have the whole dance on video. Look for it at the bottom of this page.
You guy's think Chad looks a little bit like Lance Bass?
Chad workin' the honies again. Must be the mohawk.
Give me an "S", Give me a "P", Give me an "A", Give Me an "N", Give me a "D", Give Me an "E", Give Me an "X"!
Who's that kid on the left in the red shirt?
After the game we went over to Cooperstown for a few adult beverages.
Apparently this girl never got enough of the 80's.
T-Roy is snatching Larry's purse!
Waiting for the first round to get there.
Yes, That is a dude.
Our waitress took the whole "Alice" thing to the extreme.
She is the definition of that feeling of dread you get when you are both getting dressed the next morning and you are thinking to yourself "What the hell did I do?"
Nicoli + Shots = Drunk Midget Jokes
Back at G-Funks, Kim checks out Larry's handy-work.
Lucky for Larry there was nothing below the waist.
"Three Caballeros walk into a bar..."
Check out Chad's gin blossoms.
Now was as good as time as any for Jim to help Larry out with his ballet moves.
Either that or he's applying for a job at the airport.
I think Larry's Dad was hitting on Lisa. Kept calling her "Juicy lips"
"Oh! I could have had a V8"
Looks like Larry was turning it into the Y M "P" A.
Is it "Walk Like aEgyptianon" now is that a fucked up "A"
Showin' her the "O" Face.
God only knows where that dollar has been. Oh well, He's had worse things in his mouth before.
Jim's smiling because that's how she get's it at home too!
You could have at least flipped out the tighty-whities for her Larry.
Looks like the dollar store was running a special.
Jocularity! Jocularity!
Mouse has apparently sat on that dildo from Larry's purse.
Chad is looking at that shot like a death row inmate on his last visit to the pretty psychiatrist lady.
Brace yourself.
What the fuck Chad? Are you proposing?
Are you licking the alphabet down there Chad?
Mouse is still keestering that dildo. Chad is seeing if he can lick the chair with the shot glass in his mouth.
Larry was so drunk, Kim had to write down instructions for him on her skirt.
Notice she wrote them on the back and not the front.
"One MILLLLIIIOOONNN Dollars!
Alright. Here it is. The link to Larry's Happy Dance at the Rattler's game. for best results... Right-click and save to your hard-drive.	Larry's Happy Dance