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Endless Summer :: Labor Day 2005
09.04.2005
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The last big hoora of the summer. Of course, a month later as I'm writing these captions it's still 100 friggin' degrees outside.
Mouse is no doubt texting somebody, probably somebody across the yard. I think we should instate a new rule: Anyone caught texting in a picture should have to buy me a drink. I'd never have to pay a bar tab again.
A big thanks to Jackie for providing the first 16 pics of this section. |
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| To cut down on the stink, all the rednecks bathe once a month, all at the same time. Cuts down on chlorine and shock treatments. |
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| One of those rare moments of Jim in something other than jeans or khakis. Most fish get more direct sunlight exposure than Jim's legs do. |
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| This shot inspires me to start a new section for the site. Musical faces. We can just attach different heads to Mouse's body every week. What do you think? |
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| I don't get this hip-hugger, low-rider fad. Does anybody find ass cracks sexually stimulating? Unless your gonna show off the curve of your ass cheek, keep your ass-crack to yourself. |
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| I think Tom would be an excellent candidate to start the new ass cheek fad. C'mon Tom, start wearin' your pants mid thigh and show off that turd-cutter. |
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| Somebody came over wearing a Border Patrol hat as a joke and Larry spent the day hiding behind a pile of towels trying to look as white as possible. |
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| What the world looks like from a bottle of Visine's perspective. |
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| And a cameo appearance by Charlie Brown. Good Grief! |
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| If she were my sister I'd punch her in the ovaries if she did that to me. |
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| George Washington and Laura Engels enjoying the water together. |
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| Great action shot of Tanya trying to suck a kernel of corn from her molar. |
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| Licking your meat before swallowing is not recommended by the Surgeon General. |
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You can take the Hillbilly outta the country but you can't take the country outta the hillbilly.
The way he cracked the rib open and sucked the marrow out of it was too disturbing to post. |
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Wow! What could possibly draw the sole attention and look of complete distress on these faces? Another terrorist attack? Perhaps, the President was assasinated?
Nope! Junior blew a tire on turn three and Gordon took over the lead. |
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| What Lucas didn't put up on the big screen is that Chewbacca and Leia were secretly practicing water ballet while Luke and Han were off defeating the Empire. |
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| Izzy had a tuft of Rich's back hair float up to him and he threw up in his mouth a little. |
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| Allie found something shiny and proceeded to stare at it for 15 minutes until Karrie's brother came up and thanked her finding the Penis stud he lost. |
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| A floppy hat and sunglasses is the disguise of choice for eluding the Paparazzi. |
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| Good thing they make those Leatherman's rust-proof. You never know when you'll need to widdle something in the pool. |
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| Larry had a hell of a sunburn the next day. Just on that one part of his shin. |
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| Somebody give Rich an orange floaty-thingy and David Hasselhoff returns. |
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| Hey Chadd, is that an air bubble in your shorts or is Stef talkin' dirty to you? |
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| Chadd is still sportin' the "Drift" Wood and Mouse is looking for someplace to wipe that booger.. |
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| Michelle and Mouse passed the booger back and forth and Izzy threw up in his mouth a little... again. |
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There's a lot going on in this pic...
Tom is taking a leak under the table, Karri is trying to look adorable with a head-tilt and not quite pulling it off, Larry looks like a Latina Drag Queen and Allie's towel has crept up her ass! |
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| On the eighth day, God created Double D. And it was good. |
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| When Linz shows up with a bag of ice, Double D celebrates by doing the Cabbage Patch, knowing beer will be cold for a while longer. |
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