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| All Kim wanted for her birthday was a set of tits that jiggled when she walked. There are a ton of pics in this set. Enjoy! |
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| Unfortunately, Target doesn't sell breast augmentation kits yet, but when they do, you can bet Larry will be using his 15 percent employee discount. |  |
| She got a pearl necklace. |  |
| What's the definition of "lazy"? When you are unwilling to put forth the effort to walk back to the bathroom and decide to pinch one off right there at your bar stool. |  |
| You ever have a hair day so bad that a fishing cap was an improvement? |  |
| Eek! A Mouse! |  |
| "Red beans and rice didn't miss her." |  |
| Jim pondering the age old question: "I wonder if Larry knows his ears look gigantic from the back?" |  |
| "Move it in, move it out, shove it in, round about, Disco Lady." |  |
| To make Kim feel better, all the ladies took turns standing next to Kenya. Because then everybody looks flat-chested. |  |
| An Oral Purple Nurple! |  |
| I thought a Mexican Hairless was a breed of cat? |  |
| Larry's tattered wife beater made for a very chic vest. That's the first "medium" anything I'd worn in quite a while. |  |
| Kim demonstrating how she grabs those little brats by the neck and smacks 'em across the head when they get out of line. God bless our nation's teachers. |  |
| How to perform the "Brooklyn Blowjob"... |  |
| Placement is key. You certainly don't want to get any goo on the pants or the chair. |  |
| Next, you have to praise Derek Jeter, Rudy Guliani, Rockafellar Center, Coney Island and George Steinbrenner. |  |
| Wrap your lips around the glass while mumbling obscenities in accent that makes it nearly impossible to understand. But take care not to make a mess. |  |
| Typical New Yorker... |  |
| I'd hate to see what their sheets at home look like. |  |
| After she licked the chair clean Kim went back for dessert. Larry A La Mode |  |
| I am developing a floppy hat fetish. |  |
| If you put JC's head up to your ear you can hear the ocean. |  |
| The winners of the beaded necklace contest. |  |
| JC lets a fart escape just as Tom W. walks by. |  |
| You can see how happy is about it. |  |
| The wife beater is making the rounds. |  |
| A preview of the runways in Milan this Fall. All the top models will be wearin' torn wife beaters. |  |
| Yeah right! You'd have better luck squeezing a basketball into a tube sock. |  |
| Mouse has to pull out her abacus and a slide rule to figure this one out. |  |
| Success! Back away. They're gonna blow! |  |
| Don't you hate it when you get caught eating a booger? |  |
| The girls demonstrate their un-worthiness to Kelly's rack. |  |
| Just then Mr. Roper walked in and accused the whole group of being lesbians. |  |
| Good Lord! It looks like Kim is giving birth. What do you think Kim and Larry's kids will look like? |
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| Yep. That's what I was thinking too. He's got Larry's eyes and Kim's chest. |  |
| Michelle poses for a shot with the Sanchez Y Sanchez Landscaping Company. |  |
| At the Merkins For Men's Warehouse; You're going to like how you look, He guarantees it. |  |
| Why is Nicoli smiling? Check out the DSL's on Lilly. You'd be smiling too. |  |
| Looks like J.C. threw another fart Tom's way. Either that or Rollerboy just rolled over his foot. |  |
| Nope, it was another egg fart. It made Fred throw up in her mouth a little. |  |
| Guess Jeans Athletic Department? What team wears Guess? Maybe the Richard Gere Butt Pirate Olympic squad. |  |
| The softer side of Dean Guy? No. She just had a little gravy splash up on her cheek. |  |
| Tanya got herself a little Owie having sex with the ghost of Johnny Ringo in a Tombstone Alley. |  |
| Fred tries to suck the hurt away. |  |
| You know Jim is thinking about mounting her right there in the bar. The Surgeon General warns that smoking may increase the risk of being mounted by an italian in a public place. |
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| Go ahead and pee right here, Honey. I'll stand guard for you. |  |
| A little birthday Lambada. |  |
| After about 20 minutes in the bathroom, Lisa came out trying to get people to smell her fingers. |  |
| Trying to convince Izzy that cooking refried beans on a teppanyaki bar is a bad idea. |  |
| Right in the middle of conversation, Chad reached in his pocket and rubbed the lucky penny he had found earlier in the day. |  |
| I never noticed before but that little tuft of hair on Double D's bottom lip is off-center. |  |
| All Nicoli can think about is sticking his face down there and giving Lilly a big ol' raspberry between her boobs. |  |
| J.C. started making farting noises with his arm pit when the egg farts stopped. |  |
| You could drive a truck through Tom's left nostril. |  |
| Who can turn the world on with her smile? |  |
| Good thing Mr. Roper left already. |  |
| You guys feel free to right click and "set as background" if you like. |  |
| The really considerate girls will make a "cum catcher" for you. She's not gonna be happy with that one, is she? |
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| Kim's giving the death stare to somebody. She could peel the paint off the walls with that look. |  |
| Talk about "easy access". |  |
| I think Chad and Kelly would make a cute couple. Let's all just start treating them as a couple and see what happens. |  |
| It's official. The 12 rum and cokes have kicked in. |  |
| Kenya slyly puts a "kick me" sign on Corey's back as she walks by. |  |
| If you look closely at the upper-righthand-side of the picture... You can see T-Roy's bald spot. |  |
| "My hat is goofier!", "No! My hat is goofier!" |  |
| You gotta love a woman that comes with her own leash. |  |
| Jim was going on and on about the latest episode of Desperate Housewives, Devin just closed his eyes and imagined himself strapped to a tree while a half-naked Jeff Gordon fed him peeled grapes. |  |
| Hey Boss! Zee Plane! Zee Plane! |  |
| Think Kenya will want to take this photo in for show and tell on Monday? |  |
| Lisa comes up with a creative way to signal touchdown! without putting her beer down. |  |
| Check out this action shot. Caught her in the act of starting a matchbook war. |  |
| Michelle enjoying a frosty bottle of Rocky Mountain Piss Water. |  |
| Dean's doin' the sprinkler. |  |
| I'm not sure what this is. But it's not exactly the most manly pose I've ever seen. |  |
| That's like Double D heading up a prohibition rally. |  |
| Toto. I don't think we're in Brooklyn anymore. |  |
| Happy Birthday Kim. It was one for the books. |  |
| Fred and Mouse celebrate a drama-free night. |  |
