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| It was the 35 year reunion of the 1972 U.S. Male troop #1327. Jenna makes acquintance with (from left to right) Antonio, Marcus, Luis, Fernando and Chico. Better known as their stage name: The Flaming Chorizo Brothers. |
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| Karrie had a hell of a time concentrating on finishing her song when just as Mouse was passing by, she had an intense pain in her vagina where Chad had stabbed her with his penis earlier. |  |
| Our singing beer wench. Now if she could just serve a decent car bomb we'd be in business. |  |
| Jenna brought the girls out to party tonight! This is moments after she came out from under the Chorizo Brothers' dog pile. |  |
| I think Jenna said this guy's name was Nick. She introduced me but I was drunk. That's quite the adam's apple on this kid. You know what they say; Big Adam's Apple...... |  |
| Our guests of honor having a little chat about which douche scent they prefer. Jenna uses "Spring Meadow while Bic prefers "Melon Burst". |  |
| Christ! No wonder it takes so long to get frickin' beer in this place. All the servers are gossiping about how big New Manager Jimmy's Johnson is. |  |
| "Have you ever made love in the backseat of a Pinto?" The only action Jack's Pinto ever saw was the night he got so drunk he supposedly gave Rollerboy a ride home and they made sweet, sweet love until dawn. |
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| J.C. threw up in his mouth a little. He'll be alright. |  |
| Steve made an appearance and gave the birthday girl a peck on the cheek. Then he kissed her face. |  |
| Jenna wouldn't go down for the blow job until Mouse got it "ready" for her. I am all for tag-team blow jobs. |  |
| 44 years old and he can still arch his back with the best of 'em. That'll come in handy if he ever gets thrown in prison. |  |
| Swallow! |  |
| Not only did Izzy buy a round of shots for the bar but because he's mexican he had to serve them as well. |  |
| Some girls enjoy the salty after taste. I guess Kim is not too fond of it. Just remember ladies; It's full of protein. |  |
| When Tanya bolted early, Jenna and Mouse wasted no time finding a look-a-like to take her place. |  |
| Jenna's new ventriloquist's dummy. She wanted the lif-like expensive model but wound up with this one instead. |  |
| Cat Fight! Mouse goin' for the legs to knock Jenna off-balance. She does look a little top-heavy. |  |
| Jenna told Mouse she was gonna twist her nipples so hard her tits were gonna fall off. Too late. Somebody beat her to it. |  |
| Take that Bitch! How ya like it with no titties? huh? |  |
| And then to add insult to injury, Jenna gave Mouse a Mamory Face Mash. |  |
| Everybody loves a good cat fight. Check out Single D in the background. He doesn't give two shits that his girlfriend just got the tits beat off her. |  |
| Bic and Boobs on the glass. I think we should start soaping up the glass on Thursdays. What do you think? |  |
| Lindsey lookin' all innocent in a tube top. There's only one reason the ladies where a tube top guys.... Easy access. |  |
| What's up with the nose wrinkle? Tryin' for the starring role in the new Bewitched movie? |  |
| Not often do you see a six foot, eight inch skinny white dude from the West Side. George was a member of the LBD; Long Beach Dorks. Hey George. You and Eight Mile should cut an album together. |
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| Laura passed out pretty early on. We immediately went back outside and started plotting what we were going to do to fuck with her: Fingernail polish in the ears, Sharpie grafitti, etc. But when we went back in..... |
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| Of course that got Lindsey and George all hot and bothered, so Lindsey showed George once again who wears the pants in their relationship. |  |
| Did anybody ever tell George that we loaded Lindsey's strap-on with Icy/Hot? |  |
| This right about when Glenn tried stealing Ronnie's poker chips. What an asshole. |  |
| Bic is gonna fit right in over in Florida. Just need to where black tube socks with your white tennis shoes and complain about the government full time. They'll love ya Dave. |  |
| Looks like J.C. picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. |  |
| Is it just me or are Bic Sr.'s legs open a bit too far over the comfort level? Looks like D.J. is gettin' a good dry-humpin' (Or wet-humpin, I guess) from Lindsey. |  |
| Pool antics as the sun started coming up. I think was Big Cat jumping in the pool to wash off the sex funk. |  |
| Anytime somebody peed in the pool George did the fountain imitation. You wild man! |  |
| It almost looks like we're about to get some lesbian sex party action here doesn't it? |  |
| Bic's Jr. and Sr. exhibiting their matching ink. |  |
| YES! I knew we were gonna get some lesbian sex party action. I knew it! George felt left out so he went on the side of the house and gave Billy a blow job. |  |
