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| Way back before Jim started drinking, smoking crack and eating shellfish. |  |
| There is a little man growing out of the top of my head. |  |
| Two of my favorite ladies in the whole wide world. |  |
| Hey D! Can you show us where Jim hit you with that money shot earlier? |  |
| They look so cute together. Think it'll last? |  |
| Double D looks like he should be in a Mentos commercial. |  |
| "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold em no when to wear a shirt with sleeves and no when to run." |  |
| Such a cute couple. let's see if they still look this happy by the end of this feature. |  |
| It always cracks me up when Dean does that impression of that night he passed out over at Wollert's with his mouth open and woke up with that salty taste in his mouth. |  |
| Dean kinda looks like the "Hoff" in this shot. |  |
| "He, he, I've got the hiccups." |  |
| There must be something shiney on the wall. |  |
| Jim never quite got over being told by little Sara Beth McGee that he wasn't a very good kisser in the 4th grade. From time to time you can catch him practicing. |
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| Looks like a Cingular commercial! |  |
| And on the eighth day... God created gay Addidas visors. |  |
| Somebody just told Jim that drinking mass quantities of beer leads to dating women named after rodents. |  |
| Heidy Ho Neighbor! This one is a classic. |
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| Holy Shit! I am wearing a watch. I never wear a watch. |  |
| She waited all night for somebody to hand off the baton to her but it never happened. |  |
| Dean does the "cool guy" slow dance as Father Paulie comes down from that hit of acid he did earlier. |  |
| Jim invented a new drink: Helium Bombers. A shot of Crown in a helium balloon. I'm not sure the Surgeon General has seen it yet. |
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| "The Roof, The Roof, The roof is on fire..." |  |
| Christ!, Jim. Good thing you're not allergic to latex. You always seem to have it in your mouth. |  |
| This is what happens when you take a guy raised on video games out of his element. |  |
| You "old-schoolers" remember the guy on J.C.'s left? Yup! The rotting corpse of Jack Palance. |
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| "Once upon a time there were three beautiful girls who went to the police academy, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie." |  |
| "Save the cheerleader, save the world." |  |
| Somebody asked Jim who the last person he slept with was. He said he promised them he wouldn't say but that didn't mean he couldn't write it out. |  |
| Might have something to do with that genital itching you've been experiencing, huh? |  |
| Looks like she didn't clean you off to well Jim. You've got a little sumthin-sumthin in the crotch area. |  |
| That'd be a nice up-shirt shot if it weren't for that annoying bra. |  |
| Gay Bob hadn't showered in a few days and Jenna couldn't help but throw up in her mouth a little. |  |
| While you're holding my hair up, do you think you could sprinkle some Potpourri on this? |  |
| The gargle was a nice exclamation point! |  |
| Tell me Izzy isn't letting a fart go right now. |  |
| A Jenna sandwich! I think Izzy just now caught a whiff of his own brand. |
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| "Let's make beaver teeth together." |  |
| "Do you remember when we used to dance?, An incident that rose from circumstance..." Asia was huge in the James houesehold. |  |
| Is Jenna clutching Chadd's twig and berries? |  |
| Goddamn Jim. At least take it in the men's room if your gonna rub one out. |  |
| If you challenge a woman to writing your name on the wall with urine and lose... You might be a redneck. |  |
| Is that the chicken dance? |  |
| Gotta be... "Rice, rice baby." |  |
| Chadd is wearing tan pants and Jim apparently is skipping to my-lu. |  |
| This is so friggin' adorable it reminds me I need to call my Mom and tell her I love her. |  |
| Hey. Still happy. Drunker... But happy. |  |
