Wow! Am I gonna get in trouble for that one!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It scared the shit out of her every time. Remind me to send my Mom some flowers.
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| New meaning to the term "Pirate's Booty". I'd walk the plank for it, any day. | |
| It didn't say "Gay Pirate Costume" on the package, but when Jim put it on... | |
| Before we left for the party we made a wax statue of Jim for Madame Tussauds'. It turned out pretty life-like, but I think the wax statue is better lookin'. | |
| She's goin' in at the wrong angle. She's gonna stick that thing through the back of her neck. | |
| Just for clarification: That is NOT the same sword Jim had been using as a penis a few pictures ago. | |
| A Butt Pirate and a Slut Pirate. | |
| "Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they're certainly not showing, Any signs that they are slowing!" | |
| Santa Claus is gonna kick Raul's ass when he sees this! | |
| Out of nowhere, Jim had a craving for monkey ass! and nothing was going to get in his way. | |
| "It's right here, black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE fizzy lifting drinks!" | |
| Dr. Nicoli Eightmile M.D., OBGYN, Specializing in Geisha Gash | |
| Is Larry in every Fucking picture? Christ! T-Roy's Mom showed up! | |
| "The girls and I will go this way, Shaggy, you and Scooby check out the basement." | |
| Sponge-Bomber Messy Pants. Who let Jason out of the two-story pineapple? | |
| Blah! I am the bride of Count Blackula. I come to suck your.... | |
| Okay Farmer Brown, I know you are uncomfortable but don't worry. They can't see or hear you. This is a sound-proof, two-way mirror. Now. Do you recognize the perpetrator who stole your sheep? | |
| Looks like Tony got a hold of some bad baked ziti. Fuggettabouttit! | |
| Retta and Sherri won the costume contest. Loretta's Matt Lauer was dead on but Sherri's Katie Couric needs a little work. | |
| I think Mouse might be giving the invisible man a blow job. | |
| And I could screw Dave Wanstedt Too, Because I got high. | |
| Priceless! Chadd, you should put this on your Christmas cards this year. Seriously. | |
| Chadd gives wet, sloppy head. | |
| I don't know this girl, but I couldn't not put this pic up, could I? | |
| The darn thing's got wings. You ever notice that Retta and Sherri always have full drinks? Go back six pics and check it out. | |
| Jim could only take so much ribbing about his Dolphin's sucking so bad. CJ was there to give him a big hug. | |
| Check out the tongue on the green-faced witch. Sure, it's long but does she know how to use it? | |
| Pan the camera down and you'd see the green-faced witch on her knees. Chadd votes "Yes", she knows how to use it. | |
| Jim pulls off the dread-locks pretty well. What the hell are you Jim? Asian, American Indian, Jamaican, Protestant, Democrat, what? | |
| Somebody chopped off Deb's head and hung it from the monkey ass Jim was eating earlier. I didn't notice. I was distracted. | |
| The Crocodile Hunter with Lindsey. You know how it's really easy to hold a crocodile's mouth shut but next to impossible to hold his mouth open. Lindsey's legs are like that. Just reversed. Wow! Am I gonna get in trouble for that one! |
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| Jim may not get that tongue back. | |
| Awesome Liza Minelli outfit, Jack! | |
| Think they just did some Reaper... I mean reefer. | |
| I think Liza has more chest hair. | |
| "We would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids" | |
| Anybody craving Gyro's? | |
| CJ is smoking and drinking with one hand. Because her other hand is getting some Geisha Steisha. | |
| I'm gonna go ahead and apologize now for that earlier comment Lindsey. I'm not going to change it, but I'm gonna apologize for it. | |
| SpongeBob and his cranky neighbor, Squidward. Seeing them in this light, I think they might be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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| Monkey Down! Monkey Down! Medic! | |
| Is Nicoli standing in a hole? Jim looks 7 feet tall. | |
| "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams." | |
| "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho. | |
| Which one you think Lisa ended up doing that night? If you said the guy on the left, you're correct. If you siad the guy on the right, you're correct. If you said the three guys just out of frame, you're right. | |
| After doin' those other five guys. Lisa slipped Tommy a mickey and he passed out standing up. | |
| You know what we used to do all the time when we were kids? Whenever my Mom would run in to the store and leave us in the car, we'd turn on the windshield wipers, turn the radio up full blast, turn the lights on, turn the AC fan up all the way and then wait for her to come back and start the car up. It scared the shit out of her every time. Remind me to send my Mom some flowers. |
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| Jason wreaked of Crabby Patty and I just had to get me some of that. Jack got all jealous and started pouting. | |
| So we invited him in for a three-way. | |
| Good thing I wasn't the butt pirate, huh Nic? | |