I don't remember her doctor saying it was okay to re-introduce alcohol and nicotine to her routine.
Hey Fred. What's three times nine?... "This many!"
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| Just two weeks out of brain surgery, Fred was back and wearin' that smile that makes my heart jump out of my chest everytime I see it. I don't remember her doctor saying it was okay to re-introduce alcohol and nicotine to her routine. |
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| Rizzo, Marty and Frenchy all agree that, brain surgery or not, Fred will not be allowed into the Pink Ladies. | |
| If I ever look this tired... Please, somebody put me to bed. | |
| Izzy was finding it extremely difficult to hit the high notes while allie was demonstrating for the girls exactly how she got that "pearl necklace". | |
| "and then I fondled his nut sack using the ancient, two-handed, four-fingered, korean spider technique." | |
| After pinky-poking Devin in the eyes, Tanya promised "more of the same" for anyone who dis-respected her vagina. | |
| Jackie relishes that last bong hit while Katie shows off the booger she just lapped off Tanya's finger. | |
| Once she gets a taste for the booger there's no stopping her. Katie systematically licked the snot from everyone's nose until the bar was deemed "booger-free". | |
| With physics never being her strong suit... Kenya tied all the helium balloons to Devin's chair expecting him to be lifted off the ground. | |
| I'm not exactly sure what Jules is doing here but it's pretty apparent that Allie is lifting an ass cheeck to let a fart escape. | |
| Jules has taken accessorizing to a new level, wearing contact lenses coordinated with her outfit. | |
| Coming this Christmas -- Divine Secrets of the Fuck 'Em and Run Sisterhood. Breaking men's hearts one bar at a time. Look for it at a theater near you. | |
| Allie pinched Ronnie's jugular until she agreed to let her use her as a ventriliquist's doll. | |
| I kinda miss those hot gypsy/pirate scarves. | |
| Using the picture as a diversion, Katie emptied some fine white powder from a small white envelope into Kenya's beer. Nobody has seen her since. | |
| What the hell is Tanya doin' here? | |
| Guaranteed that my ashtray is full and my drink is empty, but there's always time for a photo, right? | |
| I never really noticed before, but Deb has DSL. | |
| Yeah, like I can compete with a large, athletic black man in that department. So much for my ego. | |
| Just a couple of weeks after having her brains stitched back together, Everyone got a kick out of messin' with Fred. Hey Fred. What's three times nine?... "This many!" |
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| Nobody had the heart to say anything when Fred was referring to Cookie Monster as Strawberry Shortcake. | |
| Pink Ladies again. They're close. Really close. Right now they're sharing a douche. | |
| Fred had some memory issues for the first few month's. Right now she's wondering; "Who the hell is this bitch? and isn't she the same ho that licked the boogers out of my nose earlier?". | |
| The Duke showed up. Called Devin a pussy and got away with it. | |
| It's about time that Maury and Dr. Phil felt Tanya up. Everybody else has. | |