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Deep Fried Nemo :: State Fair 2005
11.05.2005

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So, for Diane's birthday we all decided to go to the State Fair. Rob Thomas was playing that night and it made for a great primer to the evening. Cold beers in the Collesium before hitting the fairgrounds. Ronnie and Lisa made an unusually long bathroom intermission and came back smelling like Ricky Williams' Mercedes. Picture One

The birthday girl and her Italian gigolo made out like teenagers during one of the ballads. Picture Two

Deb and Kelly gave Chad a little space after he nicknamed himself Captain Flatulence for the evening. Picture three

This never gets old, does it? As long as it's still funny, I'm going to keep doing it. Picture Four

You can tell this is pre-wedding. They're still smiling. Picture 5

Captain Flatulence was giving his farts names as well. This shot was taken just after the Death Squeak. Picture Six

Fred and I got into a Twister match up in the upper balcony. She won. Picture 7

Nothing like a little caution tape to make a statement. We stuffed the remainder up Chad's sphincter. Picture 8

Still funny?

Yep!
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Here's an action photo of Chad ripping out the Cotton Candy Cornucopia fart. This, of course gave Ronnie the munchies so down the ramps we went.

But not before...
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Catching Diane and Deb in the portable ladies room. They could have at least washed their hands. Picture 11

Okay let's see:

Caution Tape. Check
Soda. Check
Suede Jacket. Check
Giant Gorilla with a rose in it's mouth. Check
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Now all he needs is a tiara and a scepter and he'll be Queen of The Fair. Picture 13

Nothing like a hug from Curious George to make you smile. Picture 14

The random Mexican came by to make sure everybody was secured in their seats. Picture 15

Then Deb made sure Kim's vagina was fastened safely. Picture 16

That really doesn't look comfortable. I think Kim may be having an orgasm though. Picture 17

Smells like fish. Picture 18

Okay so Jim wins the giant dog with the rose in it's mouth. Kelly won the Nemo and Fred is giving me shit because all she has is this pathetic little Curious George. No pressure though. Picture 19

Ain't nobody gonna be kickin' sand on Chad at the beach after that showing of supreme manhood. Picture 21

Twenty minutes and twenty bucks later I got Fred the giant dragon. Money and time well spent. Picture 22

Chad gives the latina chica behind him a little "funnel cake fury" from the anus. Picture 23

I like this picture. Me and my cow with the lights behind us. Picture 24

Deb walking back after making out with that bald guy. Sucked his dick right there in front of the merry-go-round. Picture 25

Wow. Really glad I didn't get the caption for picture 23 mixed up with this one. That would have sucked. Picture 26

Had to give Jim a knee to the nuts when he tried to steal my cow. Picture 276