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Tea And Crumpets My Ass! :: England Theme Party 2005
09.23.2005

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This was like the third picture I took of this pose. I kept telling Jax that her eyes looked like they were closed. I was just fuckin' with her so I could get a shot of her looking like she just sat on a banana squash. Picture One

This one's attractive, huh? Looks like she just took a money shot to the eye. Picture Two

You'll notice Creepy D isn't smiling in this one. That's because I showed him that my sword was bigger than his. Picture three

To make Leila feel better about being pregnant.... Mark grew his gut out to equal size. Picture Four

Alas fair maiden, I have returned from the Crusades. Bringeth me a pot roast (with those little baby potatoes and carrots). Picture 5

Not so English. Tom is however wearing English Leather and Jenna is thinking about sucking off Hugh Grant, so that counts, I guess. Picture Six

The problem with the Harry Potter movies is that Ron Weasley ages drastically with each one. Christ. he looks like a 39 year old in this shot. Picture 7

How do you say "Ho-bag" in the King's English? Picture 8

Enzo looks good in lace. Kim's gonna be pissed when she realizes he cut up all of her lingerie to make that outfit. Picture 9

Deb keestered a urinal puck when she tried to piss in the men's room. Picture 10

Kelly brought the girls out to play. Picture 11

What do you think Deb's thinkin'? "You fuckin' big boobed bitch, put your titties, away!" Picture 12

Deb's ass still smells like wintergreen. Picture 13

I think I saw this show in Tijuana in '87. Picture 14

You can lead a horse to Corona but you can't make it dri.... Uh, nevermind. Picture 15

There's no stronger bond than that of a Vulcan and his horse. Picture 16

Robin Hood and her Merry Man. By the look of Little John's staff I'd say Robin is the "Merry" one. Picture 17

Harry saw Little John's staff and immediately developed a case of wand-envy. Picture 18

Who's J.C. supposed to be?.... Oral Flynn? Picture 19

You get the feeling that Devin has to surpress the urge to sharpen that stick and go tribal on somebody's ass? Picture 20

I didn't know they had african bush hunters during the renaissance. Picture 21

Does that make you horny, baby?....

Not the least little bit.
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Coming as Dr. Evil would have been acceptable, but Chad took it a step further and came as Mr. Bigglesworth. Picture 23

Cum By Ya, M' Lord, Cum by ya. Picture 24

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" Picture 25

I thought Jim was a Vulcan, after noticing the teeth it appears I was mistaken, he's either a Ferengi or the original Nosforatu. Picture 26

This reminds me of that scene where Jim carey comes squirming out of the Rhino's ass in Ace ventura. Picture 27

Nobody had the heart to tell Lynne that Micky Rourke wasn't British. Picture 28

Beer batter and tartar sauce are underrated. They both make excellent lubricants. Picture 29

Katie borrowed somebody's cleavage for the party. Picture 30

Like orange juice and tooth paste. Picture 31

Which one do you think wears the strap-on? Picture 32

God save the Queen!

God bless you, Daredevil!
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Peter Pan or... The Butt Pirate of Panzance. You decide. Picture 34

Next week on Tales From The Crypt... The Crypt-keeper stalks a London street tramp. Picture 35

Don't you just want to dunk 'em in salt and vinegar and eat 'em up!? Yummy! Picture 36

Looks like Katie's water bra sprung a leak. Picture 37

What the hell Tanya? You storing nuts in your cheeks in preperation for the long winter? Picture 38

We could take on Manchester United. We'd get our asses kicked, but we could take 'em on. Picture 39

Kelly and the girls.... and Jax and Fred. Picture 40

The really sad thing is that Creepy D is a Drug and Alcohol counselor. Picture 41

When I'm really jonesin' for a fix, this is the guy I wanna go talk to. Picture 42

Did they have pockets in their trousers during the crusdaes? Did they wear trousers? Did they have wireless microphones for that matter. Picture 43

Had a little going away present for Jax. Everybody pitched in. Picture 44

She was so touched. Picture 45

She had no idea what British Monopoly money looked like and by the time she realized it she'd be outta the country. Picture 46

I have to admit that poppin' other peoples pimples with her teeth is a nasty, nasty habit. This one time, I had a pimple on my ass and..... Picture 47

What the fuck is going on back there? Looks like a carnival knife throwing act. Picture 48

Creepy D and Quadruple D Picture 49

Jax went to the doctor because she was looking very pale. Doctor told her to stop standing next to kenya. Picture 50

Looks like Kim found CJ's G-spot when she rubbed the mic on her left areola. Picture 51

Aw, JC's blushing. Picture 52

Creepy D has crossed over into Obliteration. There's no turning back now. Picture 53

"All I need is this crown and this tunic and my lemon water and my new friend and I'll be fine." Picture 54

Larry is giddy after Creepy D asked him to be his new Daddy! Picture 55