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Send In The Clowns :: Diane's Birthday Party 2004
11.06.2004
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| Nice technique, here. Notice the jaw extension and the breast placement. Clearly not her first time with her face in Jim's lap. Remember kids: she's a professional. Don't try this at home. On 2nd thought... Go ahead. Practice makes perfect. |
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| A job well done. Of course, we could have used a pint glass and Dee would have been able to wrap her lips around it just as easily. |
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| Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. Or in this case... Creep 'em out. Dee could reprise Malcolm McDowell's role in A Clockwork Orange in this get-up. |
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| At first, Diane thought the umbrella was a rectum squeegee. Jim quickly corrected that mis-conception. He's still sore from when Diane mis-took the liquid nails for a tube of lubricant. |
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| Nobody had any band-aides, so we slapped a beer label on Ronnie's forehead to cover the lobotomy incision. |
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| Looks like Veruca and Violet decided to snort their everlasting gobstoppers. |
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| That's no smile on Jim's face, it's a grimace. Dee has her elbow mashed in to his twig and berries. |
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| For twenty bucks, Tina will let anyone grope her funbags. |
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| Ronnie's lobotomy seems to have gone very well. She's recovering nicely. |
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| Nicoli and Reagan seeing who can swallow who whole first. Scroll down! Scroll down! before your eyes start bleeding! |
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| I think that deep down, every woman wants to show the world her tits. Sometimes they just need a little encouragement. Reagan just needs liquid courage. |
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| A young stud and a tongue stud. |
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| Sometimes, T-Roy imagines himself riding on horseback through an english village alongside Viggo Mortenson.... |
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| and his left nipple becomes erect. |
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| How do you get a paraplegic to piss himself? |
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| Enough with the fucking tongues already! You keep hanging your mouth open like that and somebody's bound to stick something in it. |
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| I don't know who these people are but Rollerboy was seen leaving with the shirtless guy. He came back about a half hour later, out of breath and wiping something off his chin. |
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| This Winter, everybody will be pulling the sleeves of their sweaters up to their elbows. It's very Metro. |
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