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Living Single One Last Time :: Diane's Bachelorette Party
05.07.2005

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Trace and Angie getting psyched for the festivities. Notice in the background that Tanya is returning from the shitter. Picture One

Looks like Allie has the Vulcan death grip on Mouse's shoulder Picture Two

Okay. Who do you think would win in a "tables, ladders and chairs", four-corners match? Picture Four

Girl Power! Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup prepare for battle. Picture Five

Blah!!! Picture Six

Who will be the first to be voted off the island er.. Bus? Picture Seven

The yellow curb is for passenger loading and unloading only. And I don't see a handicapped sticker on that bus either. What if Rollerboy was trying to park right then? Then what? Picture Eight

Alright ladies, there will be no hair pulling, eye gouging, or biting. We want a clean fight. No way in Hell do you get that many females on a bus and not have drama erupt at some point. I wasn't there but you can bet your ass that at some point there was a cat fight. Picture Nine

Cheers to my broken pinky, this big plastic diamond ring and my dildo thermos! Picture Ten

At the Improv!. "I can't believe you wore a black top and jeans", "I can't believe you wore a black top and jeans". Picture Eleven

Sold! To the ladies in box 302. One antique brass stripper pole and an industrial size tube of KY Picture Twelve

Smoke break at Jenna's house. Leila is throating that beer bottle. Picture Thirteen

"Look, all I'm saying is the next time you wear your blue paper bracelet, call me ahead of time so I don't wear mine too." Picture Fourteen

Deb giggles under her breath as she scribes "Kick Me!" on D's shirt. Picture Fifteen

Mark trying to look cool., At a bachelorette party!!! Nice try. Picture Seventeen

So here's the deal Jim. The bachelorette party is when the bride-to-be goes out with her friends for a final celebration of her bachelorhoodism (is that a word?). You see, she knows that she is just days away from ever having to give your sorry ass a blow job again, so she gets all of her friends together and they go out and talk shit about us guys. You are not supposed to be there! get it right next time! Picture Eighteen

Oh shit! here we go! Who would be crowned victorious in a team triple-grudge match?.... The team of The Brooklyn Firecracker, Ghetto Fabulous and the Estrogen Redneck? or...... Picture Nineteen

The team of The Devil's Manicure, The Slum Lord and Diva-licious?
I'd pay good money to see that.
Picture Twenty

Everyone was so friggin' drunk that they all had smiles on their faces when the bus went over that cliff. Picture Twenty One

Diane's no dummy! She sat near the emergency exit for when shit got out of hand. Picture Twenty Two

Pucker Up! Picture Twenty Three

La, la, la, la, la, I can't hear you!
With a sea shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. With two dildo's to your ears you can hear a man's scrotul tissue contracting.
Picture Twenty Four

Most of the girls signed Diane's shirt with a marker. Jenna signed it with saliva. Picture Twenty Five