What is is it about Rednecks? They hear East Bound and Down and they HAVE to sing!
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| It's my birthday. My Mom and Grandma were out visiting and, surprise, surprise, Gallagher's was the scene of the crime. | |
| The only thing Double D loves more than those candy necklaces is Nascar, 80's hair bands and Izzy's man scent. | |
| Lindsey's contribution. I read the warnings on the box: Weight limit is 180 lbs. That's okay though, I prefer brunettes anyway. | |
| Ronnie was immediately taken with the new addition to the group. She's a good listener. | |
| DD thought it was really funny, letting me know that the shot I had just done was a colonic. What's even funnier is that I switched glasses with Big Jeff when nobody was looking. He seemed to enjoy it. | |
| Me and my Mommy. You guys all know me. You think she had an easy time bringing me up? | |
| Tres generations. I've got to apologize to everyone for my Grandma getting shit-faced and hitting on Devin. | |
| After that colonic, Big Jeff was feeling pretty damn fantastic. Unfortunately, when he dislocated his jaw slamming both glasses at once, his lips were grotesquely stretched out of proportion. On the positive side, he's the most popular guy with fellas at the office. | |
| Coming to terms with his deformity; Big Jeff now where's a cape around town and calls himself Suction Boy! | |
| Nick and Katie share a moment when she sits on his lap and realizes he has a massive hard-on. Soon after they both dissapeared and nobody saw them again..... for three minutes. | |
| My Grandpa has no idea that Grandma smoke's like a chimney and drinks like a fish when she's on vacation. Of course, he also has no clue that she is the town bookie or that she races a fully restored '67 Chevelle against the high school kids on Friday nights. | |
| Deb wreaked suspiciously of Baby Oil when she came up from under the table. | |
| Christ Tommy! Don't squeeze so hard. | |
| I know you guys are probably finding these "family" shots really boring. But I wanted to include them in the gallery. So deal with it. If you don't like it.... Fuck you! My Grandma will kick your ass! | |
| Okay last "Family" pose.... Back to the party. | |
| Devin finally gave in to Grandma's advances. She had a great time and I want to thank all of you for that. | |
| Diane, finally fed up with Jim's atrocious oral skills, Makes him go practice his box-chowing skills on the doll. It's not like painting a fence Jim> | |
| Lots of candles on that bad boy. You're only as old as you feel right? In that case I'm 23. | |
| "Gimme the mic!, Gimme the mic!" What is is it about Rednecks? They hear East Bound and Down and they HAVE to sing! |
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| Mom, Grandma and Fred hit it off famously, earlier in the week they all went shopping and had wheel chair races in the mall. Grandma still talks about it. | |
| Laura grabbed the other mic and joined Jim in his happy place for the Humpty Dance. Jim's happy place has never been the same. | |
| Ice cream cake in August? Not such a great idea. | |