(Lord, I apologize for that one right ther')
On 2nd thought....
Three trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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| Make-Up, "Up-Do" Hairstyles, Panty Hose, $1000 dresses... Yada, yada, yada.... Let me let you in on a little secret ladies. We don't care! Keep it simple. Brush your teeth, run a comb through your hair and put on a pair of jeans and you are perfect in our eyes. All of the primping and preening is so you can impress each other right? | |
| Mouse giving Deb a deep, wet tounge kiss as she puts on the finishing touches. | |
| "Nobody's lookin', let's jump in the broom closet for a quickie!" (Lord, I apologize for that one right ther') |
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| Capturing the moment when Jim see's Diane for the first time on their big day. I bet he's imagining her naked. | |
| Did you notice Jim adjusting his fly when Diane was putting the ring on his finger? | |
| Oh Honey-Bunny I love you, I love you too my little Snookums! Barf! | |
| "True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton lettuce and tomato sandwich. When the mutton is sliced nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe. They're so perky. I love that." | |
| Look closely at this picture. Jackie is checking out some guys ass. Jenna is popping a pimple on the back of her neck. Deb is thinking about porn. Fred is in mid-sneeze and Diane really has to pee. | |
| "Look what I caught!" She'll look good mounted over the mantle Jim. | |
| Is there any doubt, after looking at the their respective expressions, that Jim just farted? I didn't think so. | |
| Jim tried escaping before the ceremony but Larry threw a chair in his way and made him go through with it. | |
| Jenna, Jules and Marissa. There lining up for an eclipse. | |
| Now here's the problem with entering the captions for these images after the fact. Rich and Allie aren't even seeing each other any more. So what do I write here? Something clever and witty? I'm at a loss. | |
| Trouble! With a capital "T". And by the way... Their give-a-damn is busted! | |
| Way too cute of a picture for me to ruin it with a sarcastic caption... On 2nd thought.... Three trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside. Sorry, I couldn't resist. |
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| Don't you wanna just go up and tug on that tuft of chest hair peeking out of Mike's shirt? | |
| Listen! I know when I've had enough, so I'll tell you when I've had enough. and right now, I haven't had nearly enough so keep 'em comin' | |
| And Chata Del Negro as Isaac, your bartender. | |
| She took the party to the next level when she took her bra off and started swinging it around her head, chanting: the roof! the roof! the roof is on fire! | |
| I thought only the bride was allowed to wear white? Somebody should have made her take that dress off that instant! | |
| Mel Gibson is movin' in on my lady! I'll kill that son-of-a-bitch! | |